Bitchin'

[a-luchadork-deactivated20191020]

[placeholderurlimgone]

me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u

[latenights]

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

[teenscoolest]

[tendernotion]

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

[bodhrancomedy]

Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

[sepdet]

you won that fair and square

a really smart person would recognizw you were playing some variant of the classic chess strategy, "I just like the horsies"

[drsarcasticraspberry]

[midnight--sadness]

Hwang In-ho in season 2 of Squid Game

[badlydrawneverything]

[itchycoil]

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

[pissvortex]

Which ape has the strongest concept of sin

All chimps are devout catholics but go to hell by choice

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i served cunt at a funeral today

i don’t know why people send me stuff like this. i’m happy for you, or condolences. it’s none of my business

[himbo-ted]

Why am i wheezing at this

[what-even-is-thiss]

Keanu Reeves is like that one straight dude in your psychology class that handles you coming out better than literally everyone you know for no understandable reason even though he knows nothing about anything

[phantomrose96]

Adulthood is like I have to go buy more shampoo. I have to go buy more coffee grounds. I have to go buy more eggs. I have to go buy more toilet paper. I have to go buy more paper towels. I have to go buy more cumin. I have to clean the dishes so they can get dirty again. I have to do my laundry so it can get dirty again. I have to clean the bathroom so it can get dirty again. I have to buy more cleaner to clean the bathroom. I have to go buy more rice. I have to cook dinner. I have to cook dinner. I have to go buy more shampoo again.

[imp]

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

[hellsite-yano]

having strict parents will do that to you

[tdwhisperer]

Having autism will do that

[probably-lucifer]

Having ADHD will do that to you

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

Being LGBT will do that to you

[hero-in-high-tops]

[anxietyproblem]