Like it's Magnetic!

Current Status: METALLICA WAS IN MY TOP 5???

[wxstelandermagneto]

Introduction

BEHOLD! FOR IT IS I, THE WONDEROUS WASTELANDER MAGNETO, MASTER OF MAGNETISM!

You may see me out and about, what with this Timestream Entanglement nonsense producing all manner of problems, but I tend to stick to spending my free time on the Leviathan, in Reality 0, or Krakoa, in Reality 616, these days.

Please, don't be afraid to approach me. Unlike Don, I can promise I won't bite! :D

Rules

About

My Playlist (Spotify)

And, of course... a word from our writer:

// Howdy! I am the mun of the blog. You can call me Poro (I go by any pronouns)!

// Firstly, this blog is going to tend towards a sillier, comic-inspired timeline drawing from the initial 60s, New Mutants, and Krakoa runs in the comics. General plot of the blog will be following a mix of the in-game stories of Fortnite and Marvel Rivals, so the character has some level of fourth-wall breaking capabilities in terms of being aware of alternate timelines + realities, including ours (Reality UN-1). If you're more into the movies or grittier interpretations of characters, this likely won't be the Magneto blog for you!

// Secondly, you may see a lot of long-form rp on the blog, but don't let that stop you from sending silly asks or short-form one-offs, and don't feel like you need to do fancy rp to approach me! All I ask is for you to read through the Rules and About pages before interacting, even if it's a quick skim.

// Lastly, please feel free to approach me via ask, even if we haven't met before. My DMs are closed to blogs I don't follow simply due to an unfortunate situation I experienced on another blog, so just lmk you're interested in plotting via ask, and I'll follow ur blog and send you a DM so we can chat! :)

[king-midas-fortnite]

If anyone needs to say that they have more wealth than someone else, it's probably not true.

Just saying.

[wxstelandermagneto]

Couldn't agree more, King.

If you live as long as we have, you come to find the greatest measure wealth our ilk is to have is the number of Archive of Our Own articles in your name.

Especially with gold prices fluctuating as much as they do...

[cate-meowdy]

I don't have a father I talk to so who wants to be my dad for father's day?

[wxstelandermagneto]

If you're willing to ignore my... shall we say, sub-par track record, I could make room for you at Don and I's barbecue tonight.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

[cate-meowdy]

It's kinda neat that strawberries are spicy. It's like a challenge. It's sweet but it's trying to hurt you.

[wxstelandermagneto]

So, how did your allergy test go, my dear?

[cate-meowdy]

triage said I'm not allowed strawberries anymore :(

stupid triage looking out for my health

[wxstelandermagneto]

Blast... well, at least it's not cherries.

[cate-meowdy]

It's kinda neat that strawberries are spicy. It's like a challenge. It's sweet but it's trying to hurt you.

[wxstelandermagneto]

So, how did your allergy test go, my dear?

[testingcheatsenabletrue]

megneto and their sprite baby....

[rcwaffles]

[lazing-lizard-fn]

that ice was cold as fuckkk.

[cate-meowdy]

As opposed to being hot?

[wxstelandermagneto]

Why else do you think they call it a "freezer burn"?

[cate-meowdy]

...

Touché

I should invent a reverse freezer...

[lazing-lizard-fn]

I think you mean an oven.

[wxstelandermagneto]

Well, yes, that'd certainly do the trick. But why not think outside the box a little? Have we considered an oversized hair drier? Giant magnifying glass?

[lazing-lizard-fn]

that ice was cold as fuckkk.

[cate-meowdy]

As opposed to being hot?

[wxstelandermagneto]

Why else do you think they call it a "freezer burn"?

[killue]

you have a headache because you have powers

[wxstelandermagneto]

I should ask my son if the Mark of our world is a mutant... he's more into that You Tuber scene than I.

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[pokkin]

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

[acreaturecalledgreed]

the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible

because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person 

from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating

it’s fucked up. 

[falliblefabrial]

What is the most important step a man can take?

The next.

[inklesspen]

[babblingfishes]

I think part of the pushback about this is the idea that, to “redeem” bad people, their victims must first forgive them for unforgivable acts.

This is false. No one is obligated to forgive you. You can learn from your mistakes and become the best, kindest person on earth, and the people you’ve hurt still won’t forgive you, and you’ll have to accept that. And that doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to grow. Because we aren’t just “pure” or “sinful”, we’re complex.

[wxstelandermagneto]

To correct Don: the Sharks have a playoff spot, they are not 'in the playoffs'... I need to get this man a "Hockey for Dummies" book.

[eliyahu613]