dragons on the move!

your local dragon pokemon specialist :) don't call me a "tamer" thanks [pokemon rp blog! main is @krisiverse] [icon and header are both official Pokemon TCG artwork, scanned by @poketcg-art. Header (dratini) illustrated by Naoyo Kimura, icon (drakloak) illustrated by kurumitsu.]

[wingsofachampion]

OOC

I made a discord for OOC chatting about IRL Pokemon! The link is here, if anyone wants to join!

[pokemonshelterstories]

would like you all to know that one of my fellow grad students found out that i'm teaching intro to battle studies this semester and asked me for tips on how to battle, and when i asked him what his team is, he joyfully led me to one of the courtyard ponds to bring out his team of six magikarp

[pokemonshelterstories]

their names are "sweet baby," "silly baby," "beautiful baby," "little baby," "sassy baby," and "ms. baby" and only one of them knows how to use tackle. if any of you were curious.

[wyrmwiind]

this grad student is the only one who understands what pokemon training is really about

...that said, i really hope he's ready to care for six gyarados in the event they do evolve

[realpokemon]

Did you know that in some older movies instead of using special effects or whatever nonsense they'd just set a Baxcalibur or Nidoking loose on a model city? I think they should go back to doing that

the producers of pokézilla must’ve been sweating on The Darkest Day

[realpokemon]

Went on a date with a guy whos REALLY into the whole trainer thing and it went mostly really well but every time I looked at him he’d challenge me to a fight. All my pokemon are pets and hate fighting. What should I do?? He’s really nice outside of that one flaw

there are plenty of guys who are nice who won't sic their dragonite on you if you look at them too hard. trust me. run

[wyrmwiind]

if he was actually nice he would take no for an answer!!

[professor-amaryllis]

SMDH it was only a matter of time before that dumbass bird keeper got dropped out of the sky. People belong on the ground.

This I think is the single wildest reason to wish harm on a person I have ever heard. People belong on the ground? Are ladders heresy? Do you also believe that airplanes are Giratina's work? Are buildings with more than one story proof of the hubris of man?

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Does this same logic apply to children that have moon shoes?

[professor-amaryllis]

Maybe... do you think bridges are forbidden under this doctrine? Do we have to simply swim over every river? Or is swimming forbidden as well, being suspended in the water rather than on the ground as well?

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Vampires can't cross running water right? It's like that. Except you aren't allowed to turn into a Noivern

[wyrmwiind]

no, that's allowed as long as you don't fly. you have to crawl with your wings like a chump

[pokemonshelterstories]

this shroomish would like to congratulate you on making it to another flat fuck friday

[wyrmwiind]

holy shit hes so flat. this man is a pie

[realpokemon]

Hiiii Rodney! Hope you're having a great day! Anyway, I have a message for you!

Objective: SURVIVE

hey guys im at the pokémart right now does anyone else hear a faint rumbling noise

[realpokemon]

STEELIX IN AISLE SIX

[realpokemon]

GOOD NEWS: as a consolation prize for surviving the steelix that ripped a hole in the pokémart i now have a lifetime supply of coupons for pokéballs, potions, and an assortment of vitamins

BAD NEWS: there is no more pokémart

[friendball-irl]

SPEAK!!! ARE YOU 30 TO 60 FRIENDBALLS IN A TRENCH COAT??

Nope!

Though I wonder if life would be easier if I was...

[wyrmwiind]

silly question, gray is clearly at least 61 friend balls

[realpokemon]

why are you called realpokemon if you arent a pokemon

no further questions

[wyrmwiind]

this just in: realpokemon is secretly run by bart

[funhouse-arts]

(og pic under the cut)

Keep reading

[alamos-garden-lover]

Fuck.

[Image ID: Darkrai’s hand is covering most of the paper, it’s some kind of record. The only part that is visible reads “Tera Type: Dragon.”]

[wyrmwiind]

my condolences on the fairy weakness

[alamos-garden-lover]

I already had one. I am a dark type.

[wyrmwiind]

condolences on the compounded fairy weakness.

[alamos-garden-lover]

Fuck.

[Image ID: Darkrai’s hand is covering most of the paper, it’s some kind of record. The only part that is visible reads “Tera Type: Dragon.”]

[wyrmwiind]

my condolences on the fairy weakness

[sablingart]

The April edition of the Sleeping Giant zine (part 2)

[poketcg-art]

Tropius -- aoki

[wyrmwiind]

@wingsofachampion

[alamos-garden-lover]

They are asking me to be a contest judge.

How do I tell them no.

[wyrmwiind]

like this: "no"

[drill-peck]

ow, my fucking head.

douchebag threw a shovel at me from on top of his stupid dragon.

[touya-san]

YOUR BIRD HIT ME WITH A SHOVEL!!!!!

[drill-peck]

yeah i know it fucking ruled

[wyrmwiind]

this is what we in the business call "completely fair."

[spacefinch]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA