mutated rodent corpse decomposing in your bathtub

call me wyrm!!|they or she|minor!!|INFP-T I have adhd and generalized anxiety disorder, please be patient with me!! I randomly hyperfixate a lot and my interests tend to shift so expect some wildly inconsistent content dni: terfs, maps/nomaps/map allies, ddl_, nsfw, homophobes, transphobes, nbphobes, racists, ableists, nazis, zoophiles, necrophiliacs

[wyrmwudd]

haven’t checked my tumblr in a hot minute. I have a gf now so that’s cool

[wyrmwudd]

why contribute to society and graduate high school when u could sit alone in ur room for 2 years panicking every time u get a text and binge watching comfort movies about fantastical worlds with magic and dragons and imagining ur there instead of where u are. actually perhaps I am mentally unwell. ok bye I’m gonna go finish watching harry potter and not thinking about school or social media

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

TWITTER IS SO SCARY i am immedaitelly bombarded with the most confusing and scary  people in the history of ever its literaly like a scary clown mirror labrynth from horror movie except instead of manifestations of my own sins im getting chased by people who may or may not be pro shippers but use confusing words for it 

[wyrmwudd]

fellow youngest children in ur families can any of u relate to the feeling of forgetting ur a human being who can be in any way considered desirable and never even considering the idea that u might actually be capable of doing normal adult things to the point where in ur mind u might as well be the family dog or just a really stupid little kid forever or am I just mentally ill

[wyrmwudd]

oh ok thanks for clearing that up google

[whenidiehallelujahbyandby]

i wanna die of something honorable like ate the wrong mushroom 

[garbage-empress]

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.

[e-the-village-cryptid]

update: 

the comment section is coming for you buzzfeed

[studentlifeproblems]

[official-lucifers-child]

my old english teacher did this once and i fucking sobbed. they read through the essay and gave me pointers and stuff but at the end they just went “100% because you were clearly extremely dedicated to this” and let me sleep in their class the next day

[gay-jesus-probably]

this is like the exact opposite of this one english teacher i had that tried to move me into the AP class on the first day bcause i made the terrible mistake of bringing les mis with me and reading it before class. i refused to switch to the AP class and politely explained to my teacher that i was horrifyingly stressed and really needed english to continue to not challenge me, so she told me i’d be graded like an AP student anyways. she refused to give me anything higher than 80% on a writing assignment the whole semester and i’m still fucking furious about how she completely ruined english for me.

[specsthespectraldragon]

kill her

[sweetchimera-art]

Nether Portal day / night

[idonotusetumblerr]

@mysterykid

[theweirdwideweb]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

The answer was 17, in case you were curious.

[she-is-amused]

Did they try it without the wrappers, though? How many would it take if it was nothing but chocolate?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Probably not much of a difference if any, that foil's pretty thin, they did point out that making the chocolate hotter or colder would change things though.

[itsgeauxtime-deactivated2023082]

I wonder if hotter or colder chocolate is easier to shoot through

Hot would be easier to push through I'd think, but it might gum up the bullet? Cold is harder? but shatters apart like glass.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'd guess that room temperature is the hardest to shoot through, followed by frozen, with melted chocolate as the easiest to shoot through. Sadly I don't really have the means to test it.

[squee-for-joy]

Do the same thing but with cheese. And make it slices of the individually wrapped slices, with and without the wraps and hot and cold.

Or how many bricks of velveeta lengthwise?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Velveeta's actually been tested!

[lesbianshepard]

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named ‘Charles Le Sorcerer’.

[normal-horoscopes]

CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

[studentlifeproblems]

[admircot]

to which everyone realized; oh we are talking about the SAME train

(older ryan and min-gi based on the older designs by @meruz :) )

[anxietyproblem]

[unfortunately-awake]

[polkadotmotmot]

Bruce Ackerson - Spaghetti Night, 2020

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[30-minute-memes]

Need to be mindful for our feathered friends!

[wreckitremy]

I’ve queued this to post around the time that alot of babies will be hatching.

Go buy some frozen veggies and feed the babies

[neurospicybirb]

It is baby season right now. A lot of babies are being born right now and people keep bringing them into the sanctuary. Sometimes its best to leave them alone.