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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@wzad
blease,,,, replace ugandan knuckles with this soviet knuckles
Can you translate for us @carbonfiberpersonality ?
It’s pretty much all just a compilation of phrases amounting to “they’re coming this way soon follow me we will do this for Stalin and for motherland fuck off bitches let’s go” in random sequence and very aggressively followed by the Soviet anthem. Practically untranslatable but Russians and Russian speakers understand entirely what is going on 😂
why does old english look like shitposting
wuss poppin jimþo
thats a thorn. That little half b half p looking abomination makes the “th” sound.
that says “thiccness”. That IS shitposting
who the fuck discovered time travel in 2017
lmao people seriously think homestuck is over? like? there’s a new hs meme every week and we’re at the point where the canon of the comic is starting to bleed into our reality and manifest in the physical plane, but yeah, keep pretending you can escape this mess
me as a prosecutor: final question- what is the defendant’s zodiac sign?
the defendant: i’m a scorpio
me, giving a smug smile in victory to the defending lawyer who quietly curses and bangs his fist on the table in anger: no further questions your honor
IT WAS YOUR FATHER OH MY GOD SPOCK YOUR FATHER MARRIED A HUMAN FEMALE AKA YOUR MOTHER ancestor my arse
Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!
Basically my thoughts on the “Millennials are Killing X” trend.
I’m going to fucking lose my mind this is peak political cartoon art
imagine being a han/leia shipper in 1983 and you’ve spent three years hearing from the luke/leia shippers how there’s no chance of han/leia happening because han’s probably dead now and besides the empire strikes back literally ended with luke and leia holding each other and staring into deep space so like obviously you’re an idiot for shipping han/leia and you need to get with the winning team… and then imagine going into that movie… and walking out of that movie… imagine that level of schadenfreude and personal satisfaction
Somewhere in a college lunch room, May 24th, 1983
we popping the BIGGEST bottles when lulei happens tomorrow
I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something
and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy
What more of an endorsement could you hope for
you met a fucking forest nymph
Simple edible detergent pods recipe
I made a more advanced recipe here for all y’all that want something that looks more like a tide pod here, but that recipe is… intricate. So for all y’all who want just a simple detergent pod like these juicy looking packets, I’m here for you!
Two components: edible plastic and juicy inside
First, the Plastic:
Ingredients:
2 packets (14g) Knox unflavored gelatin
6 tbsp water
Parchment paper
rectangular brownie pan
optional: ½ tbsp 7up or sprite
Instructions:
Boil the water, add gelatin mix (optional: add soda for flavor). Stir in until mix is completely melted. Let cool slightly. Cover brownie pan with parchment paper, and pour a very thin layer of gelatin mixture onto parchment. Place brownie pan into fridge and let sit overnight until hardened.
The next day, the juicy inside:
Obtain your favorite flavor of jello. Follow the instructions on the jello mix to make the jello, but don’t put it in the fridge. Let cool until room temperature.
Put it Together:
Remove edible plastic from the fridge and gently remove plastic from parchment. Cut into 5x2″ rectangles. Fold rectangle in half to create 2x2.5″ rectangles. Seal together long ends and use indirect heat to melt sides together. Leave the short end open. Pour room temperature jello into pouch and seal final end with indirect heat. Let cool in fridge a few hours, and then enjoy.
If any of you guys really have feelings for tide pods please use this recipe and don’t eat the real detergent pod. Stay safe friends!
We have reached peak human-ing.
@otahkoapisiakii
@agender-star @sleepy24-7
Jugemu (寿限無) is a Japanese folktale and is one of the most famous stories in rakugo, a form of Japanese spoken entertainment. It has a simple storyline, with the most humorous part being the repetition of a ridiculously long name. It is often used in training sessions for Rakugo entertainers. (Wikipedia)
apparently this meme is actually centuries old and i feel like i’ve just learned a hidden truth
Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.
I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.
That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.
When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!
The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!
“This is your Uncle Dog. He is a good boy.”
It got better
“Racism doesn’t exist in the wizarding world!”
Bill Weasley’s literal job is stealing treasure from Egypt and selling it to English goblins.
In case you were wondering.
lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die
lab safety
1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.
maybe there’s hope for this country
Literally what the actual fuck. Is stealing just a-ok now?? I don’t understand my generation
Stealing was actually always a-ok.
I am literally in a position in which I have no transportation to food banks or soup kitchens (which are only open during my working hours), make just barely too much to qualify for food stamps, but the cost of living is so high where we live that my income, from a full time job, is insufficient to provide for food.
I work 50 hours a week, my job provides transportation to and from work, but it’s GPS tracked, so I couldn’t use it to acquire food if u wanted to, and there’s a “no moonlighting” clause that prevents having a second job on threat of termination. I’m working my ass off to provide for myself and my disabled fiance, who cannot work (who has been going through the disability process for nearly two years).
This bullshit moralizing over whether people who fall through the gaps in our social safety nets and this compassionless fuckery of a proclamation “don’t steal, even if it means you die” is the most blatant fucking expression of privilege.
I was fucking homeless at 18, I dove in dumpsters for food, I got food poisoning for which I became hospitalized, with no fucking insurance, wracking me with huge medical debts. So much of this society screams and shouts about taking the high road, while at best paying lip service to assisting the impoverished.
