advise me, captain

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[handsywoman]

[mint-swirl]

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

[waldemarstr]

Have we considered that between Ilya Slavanov and Mr. Autism 3000 this is probably how they look to the outside world even when they're as happy as can be 😭

[damazcuz]

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

[damazcuz]

Even puppy can learn music.

[damazcuz]

Literally it's puppy music school.

[randomencounters]

Place: Puppy Music School. Roll d2:

1. Puppies learn to make music

2. Anyone learns how to make puppy music

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[kyotoprotocols]

[crimson-femme]

Jeri, 1955. A Lesbian Photo Album by Cathy Cade

[godlessondheimite]

i would kill for the confidence of novelists who write genius-poet characters and then actually write samples of the “genius” poetry in the book. if i were a novelist writing a genius-poet i’d just be like “trust me, the poetry’s real good.”

[jethroq]

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[delicatethunders]

[oneheadtoanother]

[thetimetostrikeislater]

80% of the ocean has not been explored. There could be a completed fic with perfect tags down there.

[ozempicofficial]

[thehorizonmachine]

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

[athelind]

[IMAGE: The logo for the Pathfinder TTRPG]