I'M SORRY I FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND

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Hey you!

Yeah, you!

Did that bitch Susan hire a hit on you for your life insurance policy? Did that ride operator at Disney Land assure you that the ride was safe? Did some dumb fuck cut you off in traffic and send you careening off a god damn bridge?

Damn, that sucks!

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You better not mess with my gang

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Look at this fucking nerd. Look at it. Look at this fucking- this bird guy. Stupid fucking Goetia. Look at his stupid fucking smile. Look at his stupid blush and his stupid gay hand. Stupid ass fucking simp.

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I HAVE A TUMBLR NOW. CONSIDER THIS YOUR ONE AND ONLY WARNING.