no longer thriving, but surviving ♡

My name is Hope. 26/ATX. Ace and very much queer.

[argillaforma]

shane: haha you played bad today mr hunter

scott: your breath smells like russian dick, whore

[academicblorbo]

Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":

Yuna: ok, so you've been "seeing" each other for 9 years... And when did you confess your real feelings and decided to be together?

Shane:

Ilya:

Yuna:

David:

Shane:

Ilya: like, today at 4am

[heated-pixels]

Yuna, after processing that: And you became official when???

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: Just now. At this table. When he called himself my boyfriend…

Yuna: Right…

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[cloudabserk]

based on this book excerpt my little sister sent me

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

[angelnumber27]

Celibacy Wednesday

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

[eastofshane]

ilya as woodstock

(ilya as woodstock (pt. 2)], (shane's version)

[soul-wanderer]

peak autistic behaviour, waking your boyfriend up at 5am for a business meeting to discuss the five year plan you've spent the night hyperfocusing on

and peak supportive boyfriend behaviour, to briefly grumble about it but then listen to said five year plan anyway

[cloudabserk]

hockey is my best friend you guys

[sheisraging]

i think about this at least once a day.

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[existential-queeer]

They are everything to me, I fear.

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock]

[ily-a]

Heated Rivalry Ilya Rozanov | Season 1

[young-waverer]

ILYA + THAT EYEBROW THING

[kiphunter]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06 • The Cottage

[anxeious]

[summer-oil-inactive]

forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on

[diphowell]

that is your danisnot, phil