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Genuinely disoriented by this one

Ida Perez - Floating Harmony, 2026 - Acrylic on canvas

much appreciation for people who create ocs that are clearly derivative of The Character because even if the inspiration is clear, they had the self awareness that their headcanons had snowballed so far past character analysis into pure self indulgence that there was very little of source material left. and that’s beautiful. sometimes when you’re preoccupied playing touys it’s hard to take a step back and realize you’ve actually created something wonderful and new

mephistopheles

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

cosmogyros

redlipstickresurrected

Olivia Chigas (American, b. 1993, New York City, NY, USA) - Sloppy Joe Xanadu, 2022, Paintings: Oil on Canvas, Private Collection

bippus

My dearest McDonald’s employee,

I cannot tell you how much joy you brought me that day when you gave me extra fries. It was a small act of kindness, but it meant the world to me. I was having a tough day and your act of generosity made my day.

I think about you often and how you made me feel. I hope that you are doing well and that you know how much you impacted my life. I will never forget your act of kindness and I will always be grateful to you.

With love,

Kamala Harris

greggturkington

I’m not normally one for “ships” or “fandoms” but this is my OTP. So much win. The raw passion shown by the vice president in this recently unclassified document is palpable and sends tingles down the entire length of the shaft. However, it is slightly gnarled due to a blood thirsty wolf attack in the mid 1970’s. I would give any thing in the known universe to be her Mcdonald’s employee, or the fries. If you work at a Mcdonald’s, please let me huff your gorgeous shirt, so I may dream once more of my Queen tonight…

astranemus

“The best thing for anthropocentric dread, for individual anguish, for heartbreak, for illness, is interrupting your individuality. When you cannot walk, cannot move, cannot leave your bed you do not need to find a tree or landscape or butterfly to be. You can be a mote of dust. A potato bug vaulting across the room. The ten fungal spores that scintillate in each one of your inhalations. The anarchic bacterial legacy that melted into your very molecular makeup. The yellowjacket tapping his armored body against the closed window. Sometimes the answer is not to problematize your wounding, but to slip through it like a doorway into otherness. Other minds. Other types of anguish. Other animals and insects going extinct. Birds singing out courtship songs to mates that will never arrive.”

— Sophie Strand, The Birth of The Flowering Wand

#grief

dracula61

closet-keys

"biological" really just means "state enforced" at this point

"what is your state enforced sex?" "there are two state enforced genders" "use state enforced pronouns to identify students" "transition is against your body's state enforced purpose"

capnsoapy

When some TERFs started saying "biological name" (instead of "deadname") it really said this out loud.

paxamericana

the-real-skeletor

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

chongoblog

How could you forget the classic

miraclemaya

if we all jerk off enough tonight we might be able defeat jesus once and for all

silverskulltula

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

gayweeddaddy69

you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

gayweeddaddy69

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

confield

look, i know that "family is everything in our culture, and we LOVE food" is a cliche, but family is everything in chinese culture, and the chinese love food

confield