Pink Silk & Black Leather

she/her

[masochism101]

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[sirobvious]

All kinds of shit is always happening to Sailor Moon in broad daylight on the sidewalk

[porcelain-dollbones]

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[redstonedust]

magical girl shows are good because their attacks will be something like "super love sunshine friendship beam" but make no mistake, super love sunshine friendship beam WILL end you. super love sunshine friendship beam will leave a crater in the ground where you once stood. you cannot understimate the power of super love sunshine friendship beam.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

anyway here’s to being a year older and sexier and wiser and smarter

[thememedaddy]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I almost don't feel like I gotta use a VPN and stuff anymore lmao

[yms1]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

[astro-pterodactyl]

Is this a trick survey for mental illness

[free-my-mindd]

Is your heart okay?

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[free-my-mindd]

source? pattern recognition

[catchymemes]

[my-dailydreams]

[jeannefostergoriot]

Girlhood:

[xafrodytex]

i yearn for a regulated nervous system