Men Are Trash

And I’m a raccoon.

[metalhearted]

This guy loves this job!

[kiss-me-im-irish-baby-blog]

This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way too much lolol

[greelin]

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

[virska]

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

[greelin]

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

[leupagus]

VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

[krazykitsune]

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

[harblkun]

The Sun will go down eventually!

[welcometocaritas]

still a better love story than twilight

[barnesstony-deactivated20180611]

As someone with anemia, this pleases me.

[omar-thecomeback-kid-deactivate]

I love this

[newlittlehelp-blog]

I already rebloged this but I love it so much

[flaccidtits]

if you enjoy this read Death is my BFF on wattpad

[enamorarsedelavida-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

YOU KNOW THIS SONG.

YOU KNOW EVERY WORD.

JUST DO IT.

JUST SING. 

HUSH!!! STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND SING. 

[fuckyeahavatarshipping]

My mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A SECRET TUNNEL AND WHY ARE YOU SINGING ABOUT ONE SO. LOUDLY?

[thequintab]

WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

[tuskegeejetter]

The edits tho LMFAOO!!!

[ravenclawcore-deactivated201812]

Lmaoooo

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

@thequintab please drop this on apple music 

[thequintab]

https://itun.es/us/MIzQjb here you go. 

it’s also on spotify and soundcloud.

[a-large-influx-of-bees-deactiva]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Me

[cute-catts]

I love you 💞🐱

[cute-catts]

Gorgeous family ♥️🥰😺

[cute-catts]

Orange family 😺🍊

[cute-catts]

Work pressure 😿🐈

[cute-catts]

How sweet he is 🤣🐈

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby

[poisonder]

every day i regret getting my cats a tree thats nearly as tall as the ceiling because they look down on me like a medieval prince watching the peasants toil in the field

literally sketched what he looks like right this moment. who does he think he is

[miggylol]

[walkalongwithasong]

[pulling-aggro]

treasure planet is a fucking phenomenal film and was released during a time where it was destined to be forgotten by everyone

[bad-postcards]

BASKET CASES

[cremsie]

Mark pays a visit to his mother’s for the holidays  Hope everyone has the chance to make fond memories before the year ends <3 My Patreon

[nasfera2]

[stonedguatemalan-deactivated201]

What the fuck bruhhh this is to fire

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[escuerzoresucitado]

Osprey

[a-book-of-creatures]

Me, a rainbow trout swimming in a pond: today is such a beautiful day, I think I’ll float up to the surface and bask a little

The villainous ace of spades: