🌻Sunflowers🌻&✨DimondHearts✨

☆autistic☆ •he/they• /21/ is in way to many fandoms. Mostly just reblogs

[xapollospacex]

[shubbabang]

[sabertoothwalrus]

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:

MY NAPKINS

[john-barrymore]

[evilweasel]

(i attempt the trick where the peasant leans down and kisses the ring off the nobleman's finger) (my mouth is a distinct square shape when i stand back up) yore majethty

[rslashrats]

[sharkflan]

can’t stop picking my lip :o)

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[junglejim4322]

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[escuerzoresucitado]

[brionysea]

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

[doorstoplord]

Hero: So does that make you like my Other Dad?

RGB: As I recall I went rather out of my way to make sure you kept your eyes, so I would say no.

[beefstrugglenoff]

I love you dead punctuation marks.

[beefstrugglenoff]

[ferret-with-a-knife]

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: “ t ga gt t ga” t aa gt a cg aaca t t t a ga t ’ t aaca a t t t ! T aaca ga! a a aa a aa?! ’ t a!

Closest match: Cardamine chenopodiifolia genome assembly, chromosome: 6

(image source)

[bellabooberry]

Cardamine chenopodiifolia!? He’s supposed to be a llama!

[memeuplift]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Mike Hawk, huh

[up-north-values]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Tony Hawk being like "yeah Mike Hawk is tiny"

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

[sqbr]

Everyone is bigender. They take turns being the one woman.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[birdrhetorics]

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

[bartok-not-bartalk]

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

[jedda-martele]

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

[philosopherking1887]

And your tuba

[knightofleo]

"Candy Hearts" by Tommy Siegel

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[thememedaddy]