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im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

faemorrigan

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

cal3ris

is this gonna get me fired you think

evilwizard

My Wizard Academy Dropout Ex-Nemesis’s Super Secret Second Life As A Cat: Will He Break The Curse Or Lose All Nine Lives In The Dungeon Tower Playing As A Noob Even Though We Already Found The Overload’s Dark Sword—With A Romantic Prince Inside Who’s Fated To Kill The Antihero! But Wait—That’s Me?? My Second Chance… This Time With The Power Of The Lost Emperor’s Pet Lion’s Dad On My Side! With Vampires!! In Modern Day France??!

un-undeadwizard

Great Wizard, please have your tower checked for any leaks of dangerous chemicals. I fear that you might be affected by the infamous "carbon monoxide"

evilwizard

My Tower Got Filled With Carbon Monoxide And Now I Can Only Communicate Via Manwha Titles! (BL)

speedlimit15

Cutten

what-even-is-thiss

I’ve started listening to the book project Hail Mary and frankly there’s no room in the plot of this book for that man everyone seems to be shipping Grace with so I decided to look it up and apparently instead of letting a character not have a romantic interest y’all have yoinked a character out of some kind of Markiplier project

what-even-is-thiss

This is the goddamned Jack Frost and Elsa situation all over again

femmedummy

quitting my job to become a lake monster

doggosource

notaplaceofhonour

girl unhinge ur jaw

notaplaceofhonour

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

thehorizonmachine

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

athelind

[IMAGE: The logo for the Pathfinder TTRPG]

apunknamedshae

Philomena Cybercunk

Is this anything

apunknamedshae

I'm meeting with Yorinobu Arasaka, Head of Arasaka Corp. They're one of the largest names in corporate security, as well as some other things that I don't find as important. I'm going to ask him some questions that Night City's citizens have been dying to hear an answer to.

"So, who is 'Eddie', anyway? And why is all of our money named after him?"

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

mephostophilis

are non brits aware of count binface.

mephostophilis

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.