Not A Robot

LGBT ALLY, NSFW, INT/FJ, BDSM, submissive, Superwholock, Star Trek, Naruto, other fandoms, things I think are neat. I tend to post spoilers.

[zenyattasperceptrons]

me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep

me: wakes up exhausted

me: ok first of all

[mishasteaparty]

[pastelandblood]

#castiel#yo remember when castiel was working overtime to impress dean#shiny shit and busted lights#zapping dudes up to fucking outer space like no biggie hello dean how are you#everything was a great big glowing explosion back then#hey dean how’s it going BOOM CRACKLE POW ZAP oh nothing much just some heaven business nothing to worry about#yeah good to see you too ZOW SNAP BOOOOOM#casualstiel rocking his power#let it never be said that castiel’s above making a joke#or some cheap theatrics#to get a date (via robotmango)

[inh4le-kushh]

[imkindathatweirdkid]

I’d be this extra for my wife

[ruinedchildhood]

[mishasteaparty]

[flutiebear]

Sassy as fuck.

[foxgirl93-deactivated20200304]

Now that’s the Castiel I love. 

[pineappledean]

That look that he gives him…it is like “What? Yeah that was me. You impressed?”

[jescalucy-deactivated20220510]

I laugh so hard at this every time jsut cas omg 

[iamilex]

I miss my original flavor sassy Cassie.

[suicideking-deactivated20170908]

omg i cant

[exorcistiel]

original flavor sassy Cassie

[kurooscoffee]

He’s still there with lines like:

“You know, I can hear you, I am a celestial being.”

“I’m an angel, you ass.”

“I’m aproximately the size of the Crysler building”

or those times when Dean says things like: “Can you lift this.” and Cas is all *bitch, please*

*just look at me, doing all the work* *I’m fabulous, aren’t I?*

and this one just speaks for itself:

[destielthingsandstuff]

[superwhoolockk-deactivated20170]

And theres this

[godofthewild]

He’s just having fun here:

[meanplastic]

[vinnie-cha]

So now what? Like cas is dead so what will happen to your art

it will die with him, clearly

[anxietyproblem]

[srj1990-deactivated20180624]

I don’t ship Destiel personally but this made me laugh so hard xD

[brittany-murphy]

[vintar]

i was at the zoo and just kind of vagueing out leaning on a rail and watching the duck pond and in the background a kid started yelling “he’s coming for you! he’s coming for you!!” and i thought it was some game she was playing with her family or something up until i felt a little hand grab my elbow and looked down to see this tiny wide-eyed child staring up at me with the world’s most serious expression and she said in a solemn voice

“he’s here for you”

and something reached out and grabbed my other hand

it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured out that if it just waddles back and forth along the rail it can get the maximum amount of attention and headskritches with the minimum amount of flying and objectively this is very cute but at the same time this was very nearly the way that a grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo

[vintar]

# wait wtf is that the bird from the adelaide zoo??? # I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE’S A POST ABOUT MY SWORN ENEMY # he literally chases after you if you ignore him fck that guy holyshti

lmao yep that’s the one!

i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you go “hey look at this bird” and have a complete stranger not only know where it lives, but declare that it’s their nemesis

[paper-mario-wiki]

🏳️‍🌈 💯 👍 💯 👍 💯 👍 💯 🏳️‍🌈 REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT ALLIES

IGNORE IF YOU’RE ALLYPHOBIC

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[surprisebitch]

[gravitasgambit]

What alt!verse have I dropped into? this is wild the straights are wild

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[wonderdave]

The whole Pepsi commercial thing reminded me that people always mis-remember the famous flower in the gun barrel photo as being a young woman. It wasn’t. The photo, taken by Bernie Boston, is of George Edgerly Harris III better known by his stage name Hibiscus. He was a member of the San Francisco based radical gay liberation theater troupe the Cockettes. He died of AIDS in 1982 at the time AIDS was still referred to by the name GRID which stood for Gay Related Immuno-Deficiency. The photo was taken at a protest at the Pentagon. 

[winterfellis]

[hypersexualsportswear]

[bob-belcher]

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, December 22, 1908

[thebohemiancircus-deactivated20]

Reblog to have a good natured bartender to give you $75. 

[kittiesatemypronouns]

People are still believing these are real headlines?

[yesterdaysprint]

That’s very flattering but I assure you, they’re all real!

[thenonbreeder34]

[babygiinge]

I do not think you know what that word means, friend. I am a feminist because I stand up for women. Not chickens.

[pseudomalachite-deactivated2018]

You stand up for human women, I’ll keep standing for all women

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

ok uh… how is a chicken a woman?

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]