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@godofthewild
Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.
Everyone do yourselves a favor and click on this link to have a transformative media-based experience
I donât need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and Iâll continue betting on them because Iâm stupid.
No youâŠ. really need to click the link
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
This does deserve to go around again
MASHUP
Uptown Funk + Getâcha Head in the Game, High School Musical
(Tumblr Audio version)
holy shit
I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.
I was not expecting this to be good. I was so wrong.
I hate this website because I heard âThinking Out Loudâ by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one
Hey bud the hint only made me more confused
Iâm so honored I get to share this with you
@mari-monsta @alazic02 @sealfarts @bullysquadess
The fact that this took place on OW makes it just that much better.
DNA dissolved in cave water is helping us track the whereabouts of vulnerable olm salamanders, which promises to boost conservation efforts
It was like identifying a criminal from a bit of DNA left at a crime scene. No murder mystery was solved, but researchers have found rare blind cave salamanders in five caves they were not previously thought to live in, thanks to the DNA the animals shed in water.
This extends the known range of the vulnerable salamanders and raises hopes for their long-term monitoring and conservation.
The olms (Proteus anguinus), or baby dragons as locals call them, spend their entire life in the underground waters of the Dinaric Alps running from Slovenia through Croatia and several other Balkan countries.
DNA from bits of skin that they have shed or their feces gets dissolved into their watery habitat and can be washed out of the cave. This is good news for biologists studying cave life, because most of the 7000 or so caves in Croatia are inaccessible to humansâŠ
Iâm always excited to hear good news about endangered species. This, along with the eggs hatched last June, show that there is some good news happening for these weird and wonderful little troglobites. As caves tend to be endangered ecosystems in general, any good news is welcome.
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY ITâS TRUE
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
Iâve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently itâs random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullibleÂ
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOTÂ âmotor oilâ IN MY ASK BOX IâM SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DONâT LIEÂ
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
youâre shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
i wanna see what happens
it looks fun i guess
Where did this even come from
This sho
Wierd :o
I want in
I call doubt
Hmm
I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T â P A N T S â
i s2g-
i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT
I dont believe this
My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.
I donât think it works like thatâŠ. Itâs probably more like a deer, it wonât come out if itâs going to be caught⊠whatever it is thatâs sending the messages xâD
..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????
O . O Then we know itâs a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messagesâŠ. xDÂ
GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS
yolo
Iâm sure that this ainât gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.
ok i believe
shrug emoji
BITCH FUCK ME UP
DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES
what is this mahogoney.
Dude wtf
((i am utterly confused))
Yeah right, as if itâs realâŠ
(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)
*rolls eyes* suuuure
//:^)))
pls
NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER
NOPE IM OUT
wot in tarnationÂ
can i get a hoopla
maybe if iâm real lucky
doubt ill get one
This is just another urban legend no way *rolls eyes*
Donât believe it
I just want a lot of interaction rn
Okay ima test this and reblog again if it works.
GUYS. IT FUCKING WORKED. IâM A LITTLE CREEPED OUT.
I am very curiousâŠ
what the shit. iâm going through mini-existentialism over fucking quilts
betÂ
Iâm really confused whatâs going on??
PHUCK ME UP!
Alright lets see
Farewell online privacy
What happened?
Trump happened.
just get a VPN?
You canât just tell people to âget a VPN (Virtual Private Network)â. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. Itâs very very important. Having no VPN or having a âwrongâ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect.Â
Letâs start with a simple test. Click this link here:Â https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, itâs just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!
So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesnât support the open internet. Itâs scary but maybe in the future you canât get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on âhow to deal with depressionâ or anythings else thatâs supposed to be private because itâs your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. Youâre dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?
A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can âcrack the codeâ and damage your privacy.Â
Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer â-> ISP (ââ> keeps data ââ> sells it)
But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer ââ> VPN (encrypts data)ââ> ISP (ISP canât see shit)
Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want). Â
Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey. The ISP  still canât see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US.Â
I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers donât buy false security.
There is still more danger! Who says your VPN provider isnât selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesnât keep logs
More about law The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst): Â
The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)
There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better). You donât want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries. If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country thatâs part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isnât part of any program!Â
I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now itâs time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the âwrongâ FB-page. Â
Go to this website:Â https://thatoneprivacysite.net/simple-vpn-comparison-chart/
Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging.Â
I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright.Â
Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also, Â there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)
Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called âThe Bestâ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)
This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.
EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research!Â
I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of itâs most important features. It protects you when you are using someone elseâs Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it.Â
Wait, whatâs going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Whereâs the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?
He hasnât yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.
Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent.Â
Trust.Zone has a free trial. Use it.Â
btw this post only has 11k notes? Thatâs quite disappointing for something this important.Â
Donât reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!
@earth-ruins @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?
If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruins advice. Do your own research first.Â
@elvesfromthedeepâ just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017).Â
Sources
Anger as US internet privacy law scrappedÂ
Congress just voted to let internet providers sell your browsing historyÂ
To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.
Donât tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Donât you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! âAmerica, the best FREE country in the worldâ my ass.
With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do. You are going to read the whole thing and before you think âthis is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-â NO! Donât reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see âdifficultâ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that. VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally canât or you could start Netflixâs one month free trial over and over again- forever. And itâs legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,) Donât tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isnât going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Donât let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.
Privacy is not a privilege, itâs a fundamental human right
Ok sorry that itâs so freaking long and also sorry for the language, but this is extremely important. Please reblog!
Reblogging again bc this is important
i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said âi have 5 kidsâ
I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said âI just donât careâ. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.
new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
Actual conversation I had at register: âHi, welcome to [Starbucks]! What can I get you, today?â
âHow much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?â
âI- Iâm sorry?â
âA venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso?â
âOh. uh. Well, itâd be I suppose⊠I only have a button for a Quad. I donât have special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single⊠drink.â
âPrice is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many âadd shotsâ is that?â
*deep breath of fear*Â âItâd be a quad with,â *clears throat*Â âuh, sixteen additional shots of espresso. But, maâam, I should tell you that the shots will start to get really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them-â
âTaste means nothing to me.â
At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what must clearly be an eldritch being.
âOh. Well, okay.â I put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. âWe can certainly get that for you! The price will be _____.â
She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar coins. We are a block from Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with golden coins. My life will end soon, I am sure of it.
âDo you still have the âAdd Energyâ packets?â
My heart began to race at this request. âYes maâam.â
âHow many can I add?â
Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. âFor health reasons, we wonât add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets individually.â
âOne then.â
I alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and five golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and pass, but this was ⊠not something to be spoken aloud.
My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol, until she sees the order. She stares at me. âNo.â
The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her terrifying being is within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a commanding tone I expect of Admirals in bad movies, âYes.â
My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutiful, we are true to our task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand new Matrenaâs of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring.Â
The barista was damn near shaking. This womanâs gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place.
Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn cup.
Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy. And horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that.
When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about âThe Companyâ as if weâd never l, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this stroy, other Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus,Â
âYeah, I had one like that.â
Okay, Starbucks lore is my new favorite genre of literature. Please collect all these and more into a book.
@peach-orange-juice
âŠI thought Venti Espresso Cryptid was a fever dream my manager had. Good lord.
what the fuck
god bless the human race
âXIAO QIAO!! WHERE DID YOU GOâ
This was a live-action Looney TuneâŠ
yeet
he gone bitch
this is quite possibly the cutest cat video ever
This is all I want for my life omg
this has a better plot than inception
Bouncybouncybouncybouncybouncy
A tiny fluffy comic grew from this post.Â
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
Iâd never, ever hurt a lady but Iâd be happy to punch a feminist. Itâd bring me great joy.
Iâm 6â2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if youâd like to have some more optionsâŠ.
Iâm 6â4â 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, iâm like 5âČ4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz thatâs adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
The disastrous Australian Emu War.
Someone turned it into a comic. YES.
never forget the emu war
@sin-cordura
My favourite part of this entire post is the final pic listing the human casualties and losses in the Emu war as â10 000 rounds of ammo.â and âDignity.â
Iâm not sure if I even need to say it, but how would aliens react to the fact that humanity lost a war against a bunch of birds
This is one of Australiaâs most embarrassing moments in history. We like to think pretend that it never happened.
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit iâve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it tooÂ
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.Â
âPathetic. Â You canât even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?â
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more âwoahâ
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
Their reflexes are so finely tuned. A lot of pro players practice batting accuracy using bottle caps and a broomstick. If you can consistently toss a bottle cap into the air, then smoke it with a broomstick, you have no excuse for missing a baseball with a bat.
âIf you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ballâ
Well, sound logic, I suppose.Â
IMAGINE ALIENS FINDING THIS
LIKE ??? SOME HUMANS WHO DOÂ âbaseballâ AS AÂ âhobbyâ CAN FRICKINâ DO THESE THINGS??
@inspacewereallaustralians
Look all i can think of is showing an alien things like dude perfect. And not to mention its not only the pros who can do this, im pretty sure weâve all caught something we just shouldnt have been able to. What if aliens used slower moving weopons like spears or what not and we pulled shit like this on them and just caught their spear midair.
âyou dropped thisâ
shocking
*ahem*
from this postÂ
Woman kills man for refusing to give her beerÂ
Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her, threatens to cry rapeÂ
Woman rips off manâs testicle because he rejected her, tried to swallow it
Woman kills man for refusing to marry herÂ
Woman cuts off manâs penis because of argumentÂ
Woman shoots her husband after argumentÂ
Woman cuts off cheating boyfriendâs penis, flushes it
Woman suspects husband of cheating, stabs him to deathÂ
Woman shoots, kills boyfriend for cheatingÂ
Woman stabs boyfriend for cheating in Monopoly board gameÂ
Woman shoots, kills man for ending relationshipÂ
Woman sets husbandâs genitals on fire for hugging another woman, diesÂ
Woman kills, dismembers husbandâs body over argumentÂ
Mother kills 18-month old twins to get back at husband she thought was cheatingÂ
Woman kills husband after he confronts her about affairÂ
Woman kills cheating husband with lethal dose of heroinÂ
Woman runs over, kills cheating husbandÂ
Obese woman sits on boyfriend, kills him and avoids jail timeÂ
Woman kills boyfriend with stiletto shoe
Woman murders cheating husband with coffee mugÂ
Woman kills boyfriend for not buying her a giftÂ
Woman kills boyfriend who accused her of cheatingÂ
Woman stabs and kills boyfriend , Judge: âI hope you die in prisonâ
Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend, buries him in pile of debrisÂ
Woman shoots boyfriend in the back of the neck, killing himÂ
Woman shoots boyfriend six times, kills him after argumentÂ
Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over motherâs day giftÂ
Woman stabs boyfriend to death, also stabbed her husband to death 7 years prior
Woman pushes way into home, stabs boyfriend to death over argumentÂ
Woman angry at boyfriend takes her anger out on his 4 year-oldÂ
Woman stabs boyfriend to death, thought he was cheating on herÂ
Woman bludgeons husband to death with hammer to pay back loanÂ
Woman stabs, kills boyfriend during argumentÂ
Woman murders boyfriend for tweeting out his female crushÂ
Woman shoots and kills boyfriend, kills self while out on bailÂ
Woman stabs to death boyfriend over argument about an exÂ
Woman stabs and kills boyfriend for social media postsÂ
Woman shoots boyfriend in the face, fails to make it look like suicideÂ
Woman kills boyfriendâs puppies during phone argument
Woman shoots boyfriend in the face with rifle during argumentÂ
Woman pushes boyfriend off fence after argument, killing himÂ
Woman attacks boyfriend with large knife, intent to killÂ
Woman abused, threatens to kill boyfriend in sleep
Woman beats, murders boyfriend and puts him in freezer because he wanted to break up with her
Woman held gun to boyfriendâs head, murders on ChristmasÂ
Woman with previous assault charge on another boyfriend stabs and kills different boyfriendÂ
Woman attempts to murder boyfriend with giant breastsÂ
Woman stabs boyfriend in neck, killing him after argumentÂ
Woman chokes and stabs ex-boyfriends cat to deathÂ
Woman starts argument with boyfriend, stabs and kills with umbrellaÂ
Woman kills boyfriend with her car after argumentÂ
Woman shoots, kills boyfriend in his bathroomÂ
Woman shoots, kills boyfriend with illegal handgunÂ
Woman sets her boyfriend on fire, killing himÂ
Woman shoots and kills ex-boyfriend multiple times, kills herself
Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, found out he was dating other womenÂ
Woman stabs and kills boyfriend over financesÂ
Woman stabs and kills boyfriendâs lizard because she thought he was flirting with other womenÂ
Woman shoots, kills boyfriend who wanted to end their relationship and urged her to get an abortionÂ
Woman attempts to murder husband with poison in her vagina
Woman stabs boyfriend to death after he slaps daughter
Woman conspires to have secret lover murder her husband
Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over argument on Labor Day
Woman stabs boyfriend in the chest over argumentÂ
Woman stabs boyfriend to death after finding photos of other women on cell phoneÂ
Woman tortured ex-boyfriendâs dog until it died after argumentÂ
Woman stabs boyfriend in his chest and through his lung, nearly killing himÂ
Woman fatally stabs boyfriend during heated argumentÂ
Woman kills her boyfriend with blunt force trauma to the head using frying pan
Woman stabs boyfriend to death for drinking her beerÂ
Woman strangles boyfriend to death during argumentÂ
Woman stabs boyfriend with serrated knife over argumentÂ
Woman shoots, murders boyfriend while she was on house arrest for another murder 11 years priorÂ
Woman stabs, kills boyfriend then texts friend about eating the bodyÂ
Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over disputeÂ
Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, suspecting he was cheatingÂ
Woman shoots man in the groin after argumentÂ
Woman fires handgun into the home of man who denied her a kissÂ
Woman stabs husband to death over cheating fearsÂ
Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriendÂ
Women kills husband, commits suicideÂ
Woman shoots and kills man over argumentÂ
Woman kills husband with baseball bat for talking back to herÂ
Woman kills husband, confesses to family then shoots herselfÂ
Woman stabs boyfriend 31 times after he said exâs name in his sleepÂ
Woman shoots husband in the head, shoots herselfÂ
Woman kills boyfriend over argument at house partyÂ
Woman shoots boyfriend with shotgun for texting another womanÂ
Woman kills boyfriend because she âsmelled sex on himâÂ
Woman runs over boyfriend, kills him
Woman stabs boyfriend in the eye for turning down threesomeÂ
Woman stabs ex-boyfriend for refusing to stop playing the EaglesÂ
Woman stabs boyfriend, throws out his prosthetic legs so he canât chase herÂ
Woman ties up, stabs husband 193 times, jury finds her guilty for suspicion of trying to claim life insuranceÂ
Woman stabs fiance for refusing to take her to the liquor storeÂ
Woman assaults and threatens boyfriend with knife for not cuddlingÂ
Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for not bring home beerÂ
Woman stabs taxi driver after he refuses to have sex with herÂ
Woman stabs ex-boyfriend in his penis after discovering he had a new girlfriend
Woman stabs boyfriend twice over time he spent in bathroomÂ
Woman stabs boyfriend over Facebook postÂ
Woman stabs her boyfriend several times because his dog ate her marijuana stashÂ
Woman stabs boyfriend for not calling her every two hoursÂ
Woman shoots man five times for rejecting her, kills herselfÂ
Woman murders ex-boyfriend with liquor laced with poison, was jealous he was engaged to new womanÂ
Comedian Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife on May 27th 1998
NFL player Steve McNair was murdered by his girlfriend on July 4th, 2009
John Wayne Bobbitt had his penis cut completely off on June 23rd, 1993
Travis Alexander was murdered by Jodi Arias on June 4th, 2008
Andrew Bagby was murdered by Shirley Jane Turner on November 6th, 2001Â (She later murdered their 1 year-old son on August 18th, 2003)
Brenda Spencer killed two and injured nine at Cleveland Elementary School on January 29th, 1979
Laurie Dann killed one boy and injured five others at Hubbard Woods Elementary School on May 20th, 1988
Jennifer San Marco killed eight people at Goleta postal facility on January 30th, 2006
Sylvia Seegrist killed three and injured seven during a shooting spree at a Springfield mall on October 30th, 1985
Mary Ann Holder killed five children including her own son in Pleasent Gardens, NC on November 20th, 2011
Jullian Robbins killed one and injured two at Penn State on September 17th, 1997
Heather Smith killed two then committed suicide at Spanaway Junior High School on November 26th, 1985
Latina Williams killed two others then self at Louisiana Technical College on February 8th, 2008
Amy Bishop Anderson killed three and wounded three others at the University of Alabama on February 12th, 2010
Whatâs most interesting though is that mainstream media doesnât even mention female shooters when they claim to show the history of the crime â but I guess theyâre going by high scores. While its true that most shooting sprees are committed by males, it is also truethat most child abuse, neglect, and murders are committed by females.
Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news, past 30 days (US):
Florida woman shoots, kills her 2 teenage sonsÂ
Mother throws 1 year-old daughter under truck, kills herÂ
California mom stabs her 3 daughters to death. all under 2 years old
Mother attempts to kill her 3 teenage childrenÂ
Mother kills her infant son by stabbing him to deathÂ
Woman kills 2 year-old girl, attempts to kill 10 year-old boyÂ
Utah mom murders 6 newborns, keeps them in garageÂ
Mother charged with trying to suffocate daughterÂ
Woman charged for killing 8-month old babyÂ
Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news between January and April 2014 (US):
Mother drowns both of her sons aged 3 and 6Â
Mother attempts to drown her 3 children in oceanÂ
Utah mother shoots and kills two teen daughters, then herselfÂ
Mother suffocates 14 month old son, fails at attempted suicideÂ
Woman babysitter murders 19 month old boyÂ
Mom kills 7 month old daughter, blames JesusÂ
Woman operating illegal daycare responsible for 3 month old girlâs death, police find 14 children in her basementÂ
Mom strangles 3 day old baby boy, discarded body in trashcanÂ
Woman suffocates 2 year old girl of fiance, fakes sexual assault by unknown assailant to cover tracksÂ
Mother charged with killing 2 year-old daughterÂ
Mother of several children with history of violence murdered and buried 2 year-old daughter in shallow graveÂ
Mother stabs and kills her 2 children in exorcismÂ
Mother kills her teen son and daughter, selfÂ
Mother confesses to killing 10 year-old sonÂ
Mother tortures and kills 3 year-old son, burned genitals with lighterÂ
This is only mid-year and I didnât even include the reports of mothers killing their children from previous years or other countries.â
The only thing âshockingâ here is how far youâve managed to cram your head up your own ass.
This post is disturbingly long.
REBLOG THE SHIT OF THIS. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TREATIG WOMEN LIKE INNOCENT GODDESS WHO NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG WHILE THEY TREAT ALL MEN LIKE ANIMALS.
I debated on whether or not to reblog this but damn those sources are a fucking feat and pretending that they dont exist erases the victims.
once in a blue moon someone on tumblr will acknowledge anyone other than a man has done something wrong
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isnât feminism
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isnât feminism
âFeminismâ is the belief that women are equal to men, and deserve the same rights and privileges â and bear the same responsibilities for wrongdoing. Itâs not believing that women can do no wrong.
Totally tagge you in the wrong thing, @tooiconic reblog this to Piss the radfems off.
I always love this post (though it makes me very sad).
An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.
It isnât uncommon for this particular demon to be summonedâfrom exhausting Halloween party pranks in abandoned barns to more legitimate (more exhausting) ceremonies in forestsâbut it has to admit, this is the first time itâs been called forth from its realm into a claustrophobic living room bathed in the dull orange-pink glow of old glass lamps and a multitude of wide-eyed, creepy antique porcelain dolls that could give Chucky a run for his money with all of their silent, seething stares combined. Accompanying those oddities are tea cup and saucer sets on shelves atop frilly doilies crocheted with the utmost care, and cross-stitched, colorful âHome Sweet Homeâs hung across the wood-paneled walls.
Itâs a mistakeâa wrong number, per se. No witch itâs ever known has lived in such an, ah, dated, home. Furthermore, no practitioner that ever summoned it has been absent, as if theyâd up and ding-dong ditched it. No, it didnât work that way. Not at all. Not if they want to survive the encounter.
It hears the clinking of movement in the room adjacentâthe kitchen, going by the pungent, bitter scent of cooled coffee and soggy, sweet sponge cakes, but more jarring is the smell of blood. It movesâfeels something slip beneath its clawed foot as it does, and sees a crocheted blanket of whites and greys and deep black yarn, wound intricately, perfectly, into a summoning circle. Its summoning circle. There is a small splash of bright scarlet and sharp, jagged bits of a broken curio scattered on top, as if someone had dropped it, attempted to pick it up the pieces and pricked their finger. It would explain the blood. And it would explain the demon being brought into this strange place.
As it connects these pieces in its mind, the inhabitant of the house rounds the corner and exits the kitchen, holding a damp, white dish towel close to her hand and fumbling with the beaded bifocals hanging from her neck by a crocheted lanyard before stopping dead in her tracks.
Now, to be fair, the demon wouldnât ordinarily second guess being face-to-face with a hunchbacked crone with a beaked nose, beady eyes and a peculiar lack of teeth, or a spidery shawl and ankle-length black dress, but there is definitely something amiss here. Especially when the old biddy lets her spectacles fall slack on her bosom and erupts into a wide, toothy (toothless) grin, eyes squinting and crinkling from the sheer effort of it.
âTodd! Todd, dear, I didnât know you were visiting this year! You didnât call, you didnât writeâbut, oh, Iâm so happy youâre here, dear! Would it have been too much to ask you to ring the doorbell? I almost had a heart attack. And donât worry about the blood, hereâI had an accident. My favorite figure toppled off of the table and cleanup didnât go as expected. But I seem to recall you are quite into the bloodshed and âedgyâ stuff these days, so I donât suppose you mind.â She releases a hearty, kind laugh, but it isnât mocking, itâs sweet. Grandmotherly. The demon is by no means sentimental or maudlin, but the kindness, the familiarity, the genuine fondness, does pull a few dusty old nostalgic heartstrings. âImagine if it leaves a scar! Itâd be a bit âbadass,â as you teenagers say, wouldnât it?â
She is as blind as a bat without her glasses, it would appear, because the demon is by no means a âToddâ or a human at all, though humanoid, shrouded in sleek, black skin and hard spikes and sharp claws. But the demon humors her, if only because it had been caught off guard.
The old woman smiles still, before turning on her heel and shuffling into the hallway with a stiff gait revealing a poor hip. âBe a dear and make some more coffee, would you please? Iâll be back in a jiffy.â
Yes, this is most definitely a mistake. One for the record books, for certain. For late-night trips to bars and conversations with colleagues, while others discuss how many souls theyâd swindled in exchange for peanuts, or how many first-borns theyâd been pledged for things idiot humans could have gained without divine intervention. Ugh. Sometimes it all just became so pedantic that little detours like this were a blessingâhappy accidents, as the humans would say.
Thatâs why the demon does as asked, and plods slowly into the kitchen, careful to duck low and avoid the top of the doorframe. Thatâs why it gingerly takes the small glass pot and empties it of old, stale coffee and carefully, so carefully, takes a measuring scoop between its claws and fills the machine with fresh grounds. Itâs as the hot water is percolating that the old woman returns, her index finger wrapped tight in a series of beige bandages.
âIâm surprised youâre so tall, Todd! I havenât seen you since you were at my hip! But your mother mails photos all the timeâyou do love wearing all black, donât you?â She takes a seat at the small round table in the corner and taps the glass lid of the cake plate with quaking, unsteady, aged hands. âI was starting to think youâd never visit. Your father and I have had our disagreements, butâŠI am glad youâre here, dear. Would you like some cake?â Before the demon has a chance to decline, she lifts the lid and cuts a generous slice from the near-complete circle that has scarcely been touched. It smells of citrus and cream and is, as assumed earlier, soggy, oversaturated with icing.
It was made for a special occasion, for guests, but it doesnât seem this old woman receives much company in this musty, stagnant house that smells like an antique garage that hadnât had its dust stirred in years.
Especially not from her absentee grandson, Todd.
The demon waits until the coffee pot is full, and takes two small mugs from the counter, filling them until steam is frothing over the rims. Then, and only then, does it accept the cake and sit, with some difficulty, in a small chair at the small table. It warbles out a polite âthank you,â but it doesnât suppose the woman understands. Manners are manners regardless.
âOh, dear, I can hardly understand. Your voice has gotten so deep, just like your grandfatherâs was. That, and I do recall you have an affinity for that gravelly, screaming music. Did your voice get strained? Itâs alright, dear, Iâll do the talking. You just rest up. The coffee will help soothe.â
The demon merely nodsâsome communication can be understood without failâand drinks the coffee and eats the cake with a too-small fork. Itâs ordinary, mushy, but delicious because of the intent behind it and the love that must have gone into its creation.
âI hope you enjoyed all of the presents I sent you. You never write backâbut I am aware most people use that fancy E-mail these days. I just canât wrap my head around it. I do wish your mom and dad would visit sometime. I know of a wonderful little cafĂ© down the street we can go to. I havenât been; I wanted to visit it with Charles, before heâŠwell.â She falls silent in her rambling, staring into her coffee with a small, melancholy smile. âI canât believe itâs been ten years. You never had the chance to meet him. But never mind that.â Suddenly, and with surprising speed that has the demon concerned for her well being, she moves to her feet, bracing her hands on the edge of the table. âI may as well give you your birthday present, since youâre here. What timing! I only finished it this morning. Iâll be right back.â
When she returns, the white, grey and black crocheted work with the summoning circle is bundled in her arms. Â
âI found these designs in an occult book I borrowed from the library. I thought youâd like them on a nice, warm blanket to fight off the winter chillâI hope you do like it.â With gentle hands, she spreads the blanket over the demonâs broad, spiky back like a shawl, smoothing it over craggy shoulders and patting its arms affectionately. âHappy birthday, Todd, dear.â
Well, that settles it. Whoever, wherever, Todd is, heâs clearly missing out. The demon will just have to be her grandson from now on.
this is so sweet. it made me want to hug someone.
i had to
I WOULD WATCH SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE
Okay but she takes him to the little cafe and all of the people in her town are like âWhat is that thing, what the hell, Anette?â and sheâs like âDonât you remember my grandson Todd?â and the entire town just has to play along because no one will tell little old Nettie that her grandson is an actual demon because this is the happiest sheâs been since her husband died.
Bonus: In season 4 she makes him run for mayor and he wins
I just want to watch âToddâ help her with groceries, and help her with cooking, and help her clean up the dust around the house and air it out, and fill it with spring flowers because Anette mentioned she loved hyacinth and daffodils.  Over the seasons her eyesight worsens, so âToddâ brings a hellhound into the house to act as her seeing eye dog, and people in town are kinda terrified of this massive black brute with fur that drips like thick oil, and a mouth that can open all the way back to its chest, but âHoneyâ likes her hard candies, and doesnât get oil on the carpet, and when âToddâ has to go back to Hell for errands, Honey will snuggle up to Anette and rest his giant head on her lap, and whuff at her pockets for butterscotch. Anette never gives âToddâ her soul, but she gives him her heart
In season six, Anette gets sick. She spends most of the season bedridden and it becomes obvious by about midway through the season that sheâs not going to make it to the end of the season. Todd spends the season travelling back and forth between the human realm and his home plane, trying hard to find something, anything that will help Anette get better, to prolong her life. Heâs tried getting her to sell him her soul, but sheâs just laughed, told him that he shouldnât talk like that. With only a few episodes left in the season Anette passes away, Todd is by her side. When the reaper comes for her Todd asks about the fate of her soul. In a dispassionate voice the reaper informs Todd that Anette spent the last few years of her life cavorting with creatures of darkness, that there can be only one fate for her. Todd refuses to accept this and he fights the reaper, eventually injuring the creature and driving it off. Knowing that Anette cannot stay in the Human Realm, and refusing to allow her spirit to be taken by another reaper, so he takes her soul in his arms. Heâs done this before, when mortals have sold themselves to him. This time the soul cradled against his chest does not snuggle and fight. This time the soul held tight against him reaches out, pats him on the cheek tells him he was a good boy, and so handsome, just like his grandfather. Todd takes Anette back to the demon realm, holding her tight against him as he travels across the bleak and forebidding landscape; such a sharp contrast to the rosy warmth of Anetteâs home. Eventually, in a far corner of his home plane, Todd finds what he is looking for. It is a place where other demons do not tread; a large boulder cracked and broken, with a gap just barely large enough for Todd to fit through. This crack, of all things, gives him pause, but Anetteâs soul makes a comment about needing to get home in time to feed Honey, and Todd forces himself to pass through it. He travels in darkness for a while, before he emerges into into a light so bright that itâs blinding. His eyes adjust slowly, and he finds himself face to face with two creatures, each of them at least twice his size one of them has six wings and the head of a lion, one of them is an amorphous creature within several rings. The lion-headed one snarls at Todd, and demands that he turn back, that he has no business here. Todd looks down, holding Anetteâs soul against his chest, he takes a deep breath, and speaks a single word, âPlease.â The two larger beings are taken aback by this. They are too used to Toddâs kind being belligerent, they consult with each other, they argue. The amorphous one seems to want to be lenient, the lion-headed one insists on being stricter. While theyâre arguing Todd sneaks by them and runs as fast as he can, deeper into the brightly lit expanse. The path on which he travels begins to slope upwards, and eventually becomes a staircase. It becomes evident that each step further up the stair is more and more difficult for Todd, that itâs physically paining him to climb these stairs, but he keeps going.
They dedicate a full episode to this climb; interspersing the climb with scenes they werenât able to show in previous seasons, Anette and Honey coming to visit Todd in the Mayorâs office, Anette and Todd playing bingo together for the first time, Anette and Todd watching their stories together in the mid afternoon, Anette falling asleep in her chair and Todd gently carrying her to bed. Anette making Todd lemonade in the summer while heâs up on the roof fixing that leak and cleaning out the rain gutters. Eventually Todd reaches the top, and all but collapses, he falls to a knee and for the first time his grip on Anetteâs soul slips, and she falls away from him. Landing on the ground. He reaches out for her, but someone gets there first. Another hand reaches out, and helps this elderly woman off the ground, helps her get to her feet. Anette gasps, itâs Charles. The pair of them throw their arms around each other. Anette tells Charles that sheâs missed him so much, and she has so much to tell him. Charles nods. Todd watches a soft smile on his face. A delicate hand touches Toddâs shoulder, and pulls him easily to his feet. A figure; we never see exactly what it looks like, leans down, whispering in Toddâs ear that heâs done well, and that Anette will be well taken care of here. That she will spend an eternity with her loved ones. Todd looks back over to her, sheâs surrounded by a sea of people. Todd nods, and smiles. The figure behind him tells him that while he has done good in bringing Anette here, this is not his place, and he must leave. Todd nods, he knew this would be the case. Todd gets about six steps down the stairway before he is stopped by someone grabbing his shoulder again. He turns around, and Anette is standing behind him. She gives him a big hug and leads him back up the stairs, he should stay, she says. Get to know the family. Todd tries to tell her that he canât stay, but she wonât hear it. She leads him up into the crowd of people and begins introducing him to long dead relatives of hers, all of whom give him skeptical looks when she introduces him as her grandson. The mysterious figure appears next to Todd again and tells him once more he must leave, Todd opens his mouth to answer but Anette cuts him off. Nonsense, she tells the figure. IF sheâs gonna stay here forever her grandson will be welcome to visit her. She and the figure stare at each other for a moment. The figure eventually sighs and looks away, the figure asks Todd if sheâs always like this. Todd just shrugs and smiles, allowing Anette to lead him through a pair of pearly gates, sheâs already talking about how much cake theyâll need to feed all of these relatives.Â
P.S. Honey is a Good Dog and gets to go, too.
the last lines of the show:
demon: youâre not blind here â but youâre not surprised. whenâŠ?
anette: oh, toddy, donât be silly, my biological grandsonâs not twelve feet tall and doesnât scorch the furniture when he sneezes. iâve known for ages.
demon: then why?
anette: you wouldnât have stayed if you werenât lonely too.
demon: you⊠you donât have to keep calling me your grandson.
anette: nonsense! adopted children are just as real. now quit sniffling, you silly boy, and letâs go bake a cake. honey, heel!
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that addition is a+ :)
THE ONLY ENDING I WILL EVER ACCEPT FOR THIS
Every time this post shows up on my dash, it gets better (and more heart wrenching. Yâall! Stop cutting the onions okay?!).
If ever donât reblogging this, Iâm either dead, dying, or buried under cat.
Japanese Sumo robots
this is the funniest gif iâve seen all week what the fuck is going on
the best part is this isnât even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves.Â
(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)
the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter
or dodging. that works too.
also, some of the speed demons have⊠unorthodox attachments to fool other botâs sensors
WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR
robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they arenât careful.
FLYYYYYYY
I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!
IT GOT BETTER!!!
Yâall. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know whatâs better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.
Here enjoy.
oh my god please watch this video
âshe gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.â
one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now
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WATCH THE VIDEO it is the best thing iâve ever seen iâm laughing so hardÂ
