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nothing wrong with wanting to dance with somebody... wanting to feel the heat with somebody...
this is the most adorable thing ever
When people remember things about me that I don’t even remember…
Don't kill yourself, please.
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
IT’S BACK
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACK
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.
“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”
Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”
…perfect
I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
Excuse me, I have to go update my favorite plots list.
Plz I need this show so much
I’m begging someone anyone write/rp this with me
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We live in a dis toe peeing so sigh titty 😔
that’s a fact
I will cast a spell to make you have a good day
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I wish this was more of a thing, sometimes I go to kickbacks and the music is trash
*new yorker voice* ey! im spiralling here!
*new yorker voice* im fallin apart! badabing badaboom!
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me: i gotta go to bed early tonight…. sleep is important!!!! and there’s no good reason for me to be up so long
youtube: a conspiracy theory proving that Avril Lavigne being murdered by the illuminati and replaced by a clone is directly linked to the Malaysia Airlines 370 flight going missing
me:
wheres the link op
fire pit: *Crackles loudly*
my shitty joints: *cracks louder to assert dominance*
since the 2010s are gonna be over in 5 months I think it’s only fair to say that one direction and their fandom have been the most iconic part of the 2010s you CAN NOT change my mind.
We leaked albums, hacked airport security, ended bands careers, started drama wars, tried to BUY THE BAND, broke world records and they’re still getting nominated for awards even after they’ve all gone solo.
y’all could never.
None of that is okay what the fuck
Didn’t one fan drive HOURS to get the official birth record of one of the members kids bc they had a conspiracy that it was a fake baby?
Excuse me?
hey just a heads up/warning for those of you who don’t do well dealing with the heavy subjects or videos portraying violent acts, sandyhook promise has a new gun violence school shooting PSA that is probably going to be going viral and is slated to play on television and in AMC movie theaters and it’s pretty heavy, especially at the end. I know it’s a topic that needs to be discussed but it’s not a video that everyone will be able to watch, so just a warning for those of you that might not be able to handle it.
For when you’re stuck watching like in a theater- When it begins to play, you will see kids talking about their binder or their other school supplies. When you see the boy with the skateboard, stop watching and plug your ears.
I think you should stop watching when you see this person saying “these colorful binders help me stay organized” because pretty much right after that there’s some panic inducing stuff. The entire ad is 67 seconds long.
It’s legit terrifying to watch. It hits you out of nowhere and I know that this is important for people to understand but I have anxiety and this just makes my fear of school shooters worse
It’s called “Back-To-School Essentials” on Youtube. Dark themes to watch out for plus timestamps:
Lock Down Drill (background) - 0:06
Panic - 0:12
Screaming - 0:17
Gunshots - 0:31
Blood - 0:33
0:39 - 0:55 - a girl texts her mom “i love you” in a bathroom stall as she’s stalked by an intruder
Boosting this because I saw it came up on insta and without knowing what it was i played it and ended up having a break down over its ending. It’s an extremely important topic but also…. extremely hard to watch……..
It’s going around Tumblr now too, just so you’re all prepared
I watched it when it first started going around and it made me incredibly anxious. Heads up to anybody who needs a heads up.
The first time I watched it I legit felt a panic attack start. If I wasnt on the call with someone to help me before it got into a full blown thing, it would of been much worse for me- please dont watch this unless you can stomach it
DO NOT SCROLL!!
Please reblog this, it is very serious!
Rebloging this because I know it would probably send me into a panic attack and nsuve others, just let this be a reminder. One of my biggest fears is a mass shooting, or worse, a school shooting. This doesn’t help my paranoia by making it such a common occurrence that there are tv ads warning students
take care please and stay safe