The one and only, Disgusting little vermin man!

Cosmic or Lizard | she/her | icon by @meowciie on twitter!

[xcosmicsans]

People talk about how their whole life has been a countdown to meeting their true love or something, but I think that my life is a timer counting down to the day I finally get excel

[xcosmicsans]

Competing in a cooking show and announcing to the other contestants that “they can’t disqualify all of us if everyone ignores the timer”

[xcosmicsans]

Thinking again about the time I got so excited about my “live laugh love” joke that I completely blanked on what normal kitchen decor actually consisted of and for some reason landed on “antique glass knives,” therefore completely kneecapping my point

[beaft]

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

[kaeyallberich]

wtf = wheres the femslash

[nick-nonya]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 20 hours 40 minutes

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[xcosmicsans]

It’s always so crazy reaching a breaking point in some area in your life but it not being something you can just escape so instead you start taking actual steps to improve the situation?? Like who is this and when did she get here

[xcosmicsans]

Reblogging my own posts and tagging them laugh rule

[xcosmicsans]

God I hate watching something that everyone has been absolutely Obsessed with for ages only to find out it is actually that good. Like whaddahellll man

[infertilityidol]

I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[xcosmicsans]

Really funny when it’s been a while since I’ve cleaned out my tabs, and I can directly track my interests of the past couple months

[thissweetenamor]

[xcosmicsans]

Could you imagine if you discovered inter-dimensional travel but every universe you visited was virtually identical to this one, except everything was like 20% smaller

[xcosmicsans]

God gives his worst battles to his weakest soldier in an effort to toughen them up. It has not worked and I wish he would stop