got it memorized?

and if the darkness gets you, i promise i’ll bail you out.

[angelicguy]

Why u gotta be so hateful

i am full of love you dumb son of a bitch

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[fairycosmos]

i hate that morrissey wrote i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. i hate that i have to give him that

[treecitysessions]

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

[xederise]

- opens tumblr

- “this new feature S-”

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

Send me back to the gay factory. Or whatever Pete Wentz said

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from northIrish reading: Feeling like the third monkey in line for Noah's ark and it's just started raining /End ID]

[in-my-locket]

life is beautiful when u don’t have assignments due

[xederise]

HELLO?? PATRICIA LOCKWOOD IS THE ORIGIN OF THE MIETTE TWEET??

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[cuntstable]

OH MY GOD WAIT

[cuntstable]

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO MIKU TODAY

[kosmogrl]

let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[darkspaceboytoy]

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

[jawbonejoe]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOMEN!!!!!

[cailloudemetal]

Saw someone do this trend with Huntress Wizard and got inspired ! ✨

[soundcarvings]

does anyone wanna hangout someday