Wait,what?

Nick, 27, I play too much league of legends. I have a twitter now @Neossoldier

[kafeicreme]

"Do you know why the sun sets red? Out of all colors, red is the one that travels the farthest."

[vai-ish]

[crtastrophic]

[justagaygoosehoard]

this post is utterly incomprehensible to me

[vai-ish]

hey this same post cost an arm and a leg to make

[molsno]

logging on to www.girldick.cum

[morphdoll]

can you take me with you

[molsno]

[mutant-what-not]

[maxpayne90]

Pledge to protect the cutest gorgon

I decided to redraw that one doodle I made of Dusa and I’m quite happy with the results.

[endspire]

I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobster Die 🦞

[moonlights-tears]

The little teeth🥰🥺

[ferretfiends]

Happy National Ferret Day!

[ferretorious]

[punkjabi]

[bace-jeleren]

Here in Magic the Gathering, we have a variety of dragons that include but are not limited to:

Horrible Gremlin!

Actually a Cat!

OOOOooooooOOOOooooo

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[theawkwardgayfanboy]

[sandersstudies]

I'm losing it at this Area 51 coverage

[sandersstudies]

"If you don't want people poking around your top-secret base, that's probably the worst thing you could possibly say."

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

This blog is NSFL (not safe for landlubbers)

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Part 2

[lewd-plants]

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

[systlin]

O’sha. 

Obviously 

[lewd-plants]

THAT’S PERFECT

[systlin]

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

[fishmalazahn]

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

[systlin]

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

[lewd-plants]

And good steel. Always good steel.

[systlin]

May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong

[skiptomy]

I’m just gonna…. put this here…..

hope you don’t mind

[skyfire85]

You know how you occassionally find a nugget of gold on this hellsite? Found one.

May the blessings of O'sha give you both strength and flexibility.

[bace-jeleren]

I’m so glad that there is a small portion of the MtG Tumblr fandom who will now die on the inside at the simple mention of

KOR TIDDY MILK CHEESE

[bace-jeleren]

All credit for unearthing this cursed text goes to @bad-mtg-novels and you should visit their blog if you feel like having a bad time but I feel compelled to spread this curse myself because not enough people have suffered:

[doctor-roman]

This is why Nahiri was mad at Sorin

He kept her from making her special brand of cheese

[hazoret]

Alternative theory: Nahiri had nothing else to do while trapped in the Helvault but make cheese so there was just… cheese… everywhere.

[bace-jeleren]

SOMEHOW WE OF THE MTG TUMBLR FANDOM HAVE MANAGED TO MAKE THIS CURSED TEXT WORSE SOMEHOW!!!

[kiddblack]

How does it fondue I wonder? There could be a veritable untapped market here

[jones-friend]

What Zendikar was really missing

@hazoret @bace-jeleren

[hazoret]

[bad-mtg-novels]

When i die y'all can put: “Brought the knowledge of Kor Titty Milk Cheese to the MtG fandom” on my headstone because thats my only life achievement

[hazoret]

RHYS PRAY TELL, WHY AM I SEEING THIS CURSED RELIC UPON MY DASH ONCE AGAIN?

[bace-jeleren]

THIS POST SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE PAST WHERE IT BELONGED

[teathattast]

They need privacy

[one-divides-into-two]

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: This scene is from an art project called Shrek Retold, in which the movie Shrek was re-created, scene by scene, by over 200 artists of all varying levels of talent, and it’s freely available on youtube.

Have fun wasting 1,5 hours of your life.