Sexy And Magical Fag

S. They/he. 30s. Queer. Motherfucker Ultimate. Spanish, even.

[herpsandbirds]

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[serregon]

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[oddarette]

“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?”

Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes 💖

[pkmndaisuki]

hi i drew fanart because the vibes were off the charts

"Come on, Ken! We've got to solve what happened to this totally rad shopping mall!"

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[fairycosmos]

let it go my friend... i say this as a fat "ugly" dyke. your body is the vehicle w which you move in the world, give love, receive love, make things, SEE things, KNOW things. that's all that matters. beauty and ugliness are marketing scams esp for women. LIVE and FUCK THE WORLD it's not easy to get there but it's so sweet. ppl will love you fat and "ugly" i swear on god.

this is like a religious text to me and i'm not joking even a little

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[maalidoesart]

every miku is canon…..

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[fleshengine]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Spain first goal 105 minutes in

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t care who wins in Spain vs Argentina. I’ve just turned on the tv to witness.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I do find it very funny that they periodically show up close slow motion video of fans in the stands on either side looking increasingly frustrated

[what-even-is-thiss]

Argentina is down a bunch of players and the announcers keep wondering if Messi is gonna save them with the same tone I’d imagine that you’d wonder if the reinforcements are coming before morning on the battlefield

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s like five minutes left in the game. I think if Spain wins I’m gonna make the flag in Minecraft just because

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well I’m off to collect some red and yellow wool

[what-even-is-thiss]

Pain or something idk I don’t play soccer

[nocturnalrangerlibrarian]

That flag is actually really well done, especially the shield

[what-even-is-thiss]

Thanks just don’t look at it too closely lol

[autumngracy]

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with