Yes, that guy.

Why are you here?

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[soratayuya]

You can’t let this be lost in the tags

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[everythingfox]

Kitten fishing

[xephonax-septim]

Ohoho, ah caught me a WHOPPER, Joe-Bob!

[super-affection]

[xephonax-septim]

Why did this make me laugh so hard?

[catchymemes]

[xephonax-septim]

[huffylemon]

[beatlemeat-archive]

[junebugzzz]

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

Ready for a photo

(via)

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[xephonax-septim]

Animals have always needed to get used to me and because of this if I entered a room full of cats that look like mine I know they would all back off like "who the fuck is that?" Meanwhile Ariel would be the only one who comes waddling up meowing up a storm like "das my DAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!" and demand all the snuggles.

I've also been having to deal with a bit of a "twin" problem lately anyway so I can just tell by look, sound, and smell no matter what.

[everythingfox]

Out shopping

(via)

[xephonax-septim]

Only buy the essentials.

Dog: got it, buy a baby brudder.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry what

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

THE TIME HAS COME

[bioluminosity]

he is here 

[radhakawaii]

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

[idunnotm-has-no-idea]

bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon

[xephonax-septim]

Alduin is coming.....

[catchymemes]

[xephonax-septim]

Now even the people who could reach their hands in the cans before have to struggle. These disrespectful motherfuckers.😂

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[xephonax-septim]

This is a masterpiece and deserves to be shared.