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BG3 Characters and their "if I am ever murdered" tweets, Part 1

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#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #gale of waterdeep #jaheira #karlach #lae'zel #shadowheart #wyll ravengard #durge #the dark urge #minsc #minthara #if im ever unalived #character tweets #larian studios #bg3 #incorrect bg3 quotes

feyspeaker

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last day to join for my Fjorester themed print club!

drifting-cirro-cloud

Astarion's wording is so old fashioned when he's using vicious mockery 😭 it makes me think of Wyll and his dialouge about Astarion's age becoming apparent with his words choice at times.

And it's just. So funny to imagine this happens extra while Astarion is pissed.

He's frusterated over something and there's a 50/50 shot he'll do the dramatic dumbing down shit he does in game or begin just. Sneering words no one but Halsin and Jaheira recognize 😭

The first time Astarion is genuinely tweaking out at something in camp Gale is off to the side with his dictionary like

kosmogrl

moethh

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aribugs

If my skin isn’t bright pink when I come out was it really a shower

demisexualbolairelathalia

Percy de Rolo would give Percy Jackson a gun and tell him that the gods aren’t worth shit and his dad being a god and a deadbeat proves that

tim-official

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

anarcho-gamerist

I use spicy to describe food

catgirlforeskin

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

fruitviking

Twilight

unholyblissafterdark

thetrekkiehasthephonebox

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

thetrekkiehasthephonebox

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

mikkeneko

the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom

mrs-f-a-f-o

goth-queen

tokensleeper

Julian Devorak is so The Smiths coded

I have so many of their songs in his playlist

xephyronyx

My Tav Zenythe, shrugging and saying this... when Shadowheart gives her The Look™ while healing a nearly mortal wound, after finding out she let her Star-boi feed before battle.

"Technically it can't be blood loss. It's right *there*." (Points weakly at Astarion fighting in the background.)

cannibalchicken

donnathepirana

I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

deactivated-blog

thesaltofcarthage

These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.

modmad

how can you post this and not link to the original on the official Muppets youtube

certified-muppet-posts

certified muppets post

sootheyourself

He’s got his own language setting lol

xephyronyx

A palate cleanser

theconcealedweapon

"Comply or die" is a feature of fascism, not a feature of a free society.

What are people not getting?

#i hate it here

draconym

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

draconym

Me, 3am: But am I even deserving of love

The Steve Irwin That Lives In My Brain: Crikey, get a look at this art teacher! These are so important to the local area, right, because they create habitat for heaps of vulnerable critters like juvenile nerds, goths, and furries. I love finding these because they often have these great ornamentations that they can use to identify one another. Take a look at the piercings and tattoos, here. Absolutely gorgeous! Let's let this one get back to sleep.