#3 etho fan

xander/xero/aleik ☆ 22 ♡ he/him ♪ ftm @aleiksel

[xerodiu]

Himbo this, Himbo that. You guys are forgetting the most important Himbo.

[eatsleepcrap]

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

[eatsleepcrap]

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

[oilvla]

What does glue have to do with this

[eatsleepcrap]

i knew you’d get stuck there

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

money dont grow on trees

[cakeiess-deactivated20150413]

u sure

[xerodiu]

do you piss your pants.

ya??

[bettedavisgf]

funniest possible way to word a statement about somebody in the process of dying

[f2y]

[1percentcharge]

[oldblood]

collection

[oldblood]

more

[lovecore]

if i may

[stealthboy]

[galladegamer]

[tentacleteapot]

[ryan-sometimes]

It would be so funny if autistic people started describing allistic experience the same pathologised way doctors describe autism

[ryan-sometimes]

Symptoms of being neurotypical:

You have immobile, frozen hands that do not fidget.

Your interests are shallow.

You read into phrases past their actual meanings.

You are unbothered by eye contact and enjoy staring into people's eyeballs.

You do not notice patterns in numbers and objects even when they are logically connected.

You don't mind doing things without planning them out first.

Instead of saying exactly what you think, you expect others to infer it based on subjective social rules.

[ryan-sometimes]

Don't be discouraged if you're neurotypical. If you work hard, you too can be decent at math and accomplish the same things autistic people can!

[dopaminerjic]

i was genuinely out here thinking that squid game was a game you download onto your phone or something and that it had squids in it. i thought people just really liked playing it, like it was the new amogus or something. whenever someone would talk about "watching squid game" i thought they just meant watching people play it on youtube. help

[dopaminerjic]

love this for us <3333

[dopaminerjic]

this is it this is literally what i thought it was

[memewhore]

[youngalientype]

[kabaks]

[cowboy]

What would happen if you got an email

[cowboy]

Pissing myself just thinking about it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[just-shower-thoughts]

we post our thoughts and feelings online because in real life no one gives a shit about them.

[rslashrats]

[charlesoberonn]

Me: Babe, you’re so funny!

My Boyfriend Who Sees All of Time Simultaneously : We have 1429 days before your tragic premature death. You will betray my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.

Me: Awww, that’s sweet of you!

[charlesoberonn]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[evilgirls]

i’ve literally never been more obsessed with a tiktok comment