mothman's secret blog

Hollis • Adult • they/them • Am Very Queer • nonbinary • 🏴ancom🚩• Primarily reblog, sometimes make posts • dms are broke, so use @tyerofknots-dms ~icon credit to @spookieluka~ (it's my dnd oc)

[tyerofknots-old]

To the people who keep calling me homophobic:

Supporting trans people isn't homophobic. I'm gay. You're literally the ones in the wrong, grow up. Your messages to me do absolutely nothing except make me pity you.

[elonmuskisabitch]

happy ides of march

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[nevver]

Beware the Ides of March

[arsonistblue]

you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎

[garnetgh0st]

🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

Hey everybody take one for tomorrow

[juliuscaesarofficial]

🥺

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

[kiralamouse]

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valakiir]

[were--ralph]

Welcome to my house, ignore the stains

[gaydads420]

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

[chavdog]

Pregnancy Rumor? Queen Elizabeth Hasn’t Been Making Public Appearances

Women's News. Feminized.

morning guys

[were-ralph]

I bet she has no grip game

[were-ralph]

Pussy like a flat tire

[redchrominance]

mouth game tho? you know those gums could kill a man

[redchrominance]

[were-ralph]

This site is going to start a world war

[theusedselftitled]

keeping up with the mcr tour is like keeping up with sports but for gay people

[hospitaliers]

What doesn’t kill me gives me kinks that are difficult to explain

[hospitaliers]

Damn dude at least give me a vowel

[miniangel]

anyone wanna participate in lesbianics

[sugarmountainspring]

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

[hiveswap]

So is a man topping another man straight

[prismatic-bell]

It is the nature of mankind that every once in awhile, someone will reinvent Athenian concepts of sexuality.

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[gundamlfrith-remade]

because i just saw someone on my dash making fun of small penises/erectile disfunction here is your periodic reminder that bodyshaming does nothing to people who won't see it and all it does is let people you know know that you think x feature is ugly and gross so don't fucking do it kthxbye ✌️

[gundamlfrith-remade]

Can people reblog this one actually especially people who dont have dicks

[gundamlfrith-remade]

Absolutely fine to add, another Really Good Fuckin Point. Again: Don't fucking make fun of people for having small dicks lol. It literally only hurts people and does Nothing but make you seem like a cunt and make people you're close to know you think bad of them.

[vampire-core]

[id: tags that read: #lmk if fine to add but it’s genuinely so exhausting the whole small dick talk or micropenis shit esp bc its intersexist too and its just- #- never been funny. Like sorry your brains been so media washed but your literally just a dipshit nobody wants to hang out with #like. theres the whole forced mutilation debacle and then again the mentioned now everyone knows you find this trait ugly #its just :[ /end]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]