i really do wish this was a joke
Xuebing Du
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Andulka
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

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i really do wish this was a joke
Agents X female reader blue pill
Since deleting character ai I feel like it's my duty to write Fanfics só you don't have to use character ai
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You listen and you won't judge.
I would bare all their pups...
No Dek and Scar are not minors, they're young but are by mature age, Dek is just a runt/late bloomer and Scar is like an older teenager 18-21
Sinclair brothers reaction to a victim that looks like their mom?
Extra hurt comfort and reader comforting them <33
Vincent freezes, the knife falls from his hands. He just stands there, staring. You can't see his face or his eyes behind the mask, but you can feel his gaze on you, curious, studying.
Bo laughs, nervously, breathlessly. Then he takes a step closer, grabs your chin. "What an... interesting joke." His voice is soft, trembling.
His hands are shaking. Bo always thought he hated his mother, that if he had the chance, he would have taken revenge on her for the terrible childhood that still left scars. But here he is, standing in front of a copy of his mother in the flesh. The child inside him is crying, longing for even a brief moment of affection from his mother, for love and acceptance. All this time, he has been doing what she wanted, supporting her vision and her museum. Hasn't he accomplished enough? Doesn't he deserve some affection?
Slowly, Bo kneels in front of your seated figure. His face is buried in your thighs, his fingers clenching your knees. He's sobbing softly, unused to such a flood of emotions.
You don't know what to do. But you... feel sorry for him. Your fingers find their way into his hair, gently stroking him. Bo's shoulders slump, and another soft sob escapes his lips.
Vincent takes a cautious step closer, then another, and another. He stops next to you and gently wraps his arms around your neck, burying his head in your shoulder. You flinch, but don't pull away. You wrap your free arm around him, stroking his side. Vincent's strong body trembles with a barely audible sob.
A slight smile plays on Lester's lips. The smallest, the least familiar with parental warmth.
"Mom... I'm... I'm big now. I make my bed myself and tie my shoelaces... without Vince..."
His eyes are sad and innocent, like a child's, and his lips are trembling with a smile. He's waiting for praise. Praise from his mother. Will you praise him?
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This is like the first meeting. Lemme know if you wanna change something here. If you like it I'll make headcanons about your life together)
This big kids need love and affection.
Mick Taylor’s x teen reader
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Ever since i stopped using character ai i have started to write about characters I don’t see many fanfics off because support real creators and not ai slop. Sorry if this is bad. Just trying to do my best for the world
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Just deleted character.ai not only to save our planet by myself. You guys should do the same
A/n: possessive Ford 👏.
It was a seldom rule...a rule that people in town would usually follow.
'Don't touch Standford's wife'
Everyone knew that!
Even though the townies tried to tell the man that was hitting on you to just leave you be he decided to ignore them.
They didn't know of he was stupid or just didn't care but either way it was out of their hands now.
Not when Ford caught wind of it, oh be he'll learn they always do.
Running his thumb across your swollen lips, wiping away the lipstick. Your body was still trembling from the love making. You did your best to catch your breath as Ford fixed himself, the man not caring much about your disheveled appearance or know he wanted that bastard to know how good he fucked you.
"Do you think, you could ever handle her." Ford tried to not growl as his fingers ran down your neck, tracing the marks he left her.
He tensed, body ridged as he slowly turned to face the man tied in the chair trembling. His fingers pushing up his glasses they tinted in the light, the Author taking another step towards him. "Pathetic."
His fingers clutching an amulet in his grasp as he bent down to meet the terrified gaze of the man, a smirk slowly forming on his lips. "I'll show you what it mean's to touch what is mine...it's just a shame you won't live through it but your careless act will be a warning to the other's."
Adverting her gaze from the grizzly act, you examined your nails doing your best to tune out the man's screams.
You knew this man's death would mean nothing, it never did but at least it was good entertainment not to mention Ford spoiling you after the deed was done.
Slipping off the desk, you sauntered over to the man as your arms wrapped around his waist. "If you're not careful you'll get blood over your nice suit."
Scoffing, Ford adverted his gaze as he stepped away from the corpse. "I'm fine...though I may have went a bit over board." He muttered. "I'll have someone clean this up. I want that dress burned."
"Perfect! I had my eye's set on a cute set."
Grasping his hand, his fingers bringing a comfort, a touch that washed away that man's touch. "Anything for you dear."
𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠
pairing(s): saja boys x fem!reader
summary: your demon exes who you locked away when the honmoon was sealed crash your wedding
warning(s): unedited work, yandere!saja boys, murder and kinda angsty
her hair is pinned high and her dress is terribly big and hard to move in. she don’t feel like yourself or like a princess the way everyone tolf her she should feel. she feels like she’s signing her life away.
and she feels terrible for feeling that way. it wasn’t her fiance’s fault that she had chosen him.
but right now she wished she could hide out somewhere till this all was over.
she lets out a sigh playing with her necklace. the one jinu had given to her. “having second thoughts?”
one look and you knew | shan yu x fem!reader
for shan yu, you are his destiny. for you, he is the man that kidnapped you. love at first sight is a tale as old as time. he just didn't expect you wouldn't believe in it.
cw: love at first sight. meet cute. public nudity. accidental voyeurism. murder couple in the making. yandere. kidnapping. shan "i'll make you my empress" yu x fem!reader "what's your name?". in this house we hate the misogynist version of Shan Yu in Mulan (2020).
an: rip moon you would've loved hearing nu metal while doing the dishes. also my favorite dinamic is war criminal x someone that would have the time of their live being a nun.
The wind howled against his ears. Trees spoke in their ancient language. Silently, the world continue to move. Harmonic in its apparent chaos, carefully built even in its broken pieces, the world continued to be.
It was quiet there. Not maddening as the silence of soldiers well aware of their wrongdoings. Not numb as the moment right before a battle. Not debilitating as his sleepless, lonely midnights.
It was quiet there in the mountains, but not still. The world wasn't holding its breath, muscles clenching in tension or fear. It was what it has always been: uncaring, an indiferent witness to mankind.
Man can die, man can kill. The wind will keep on howling either way.
Marching forward in the monster's belly, he thought. A battle against time. An unstoppable war against the inevitable end.
Stupidly feverish, Shan Yu then admitted to himself. He ignored as his body plead for rest, instead riding his horse away from comfort. Shan Yu is the one to blame for his boiling mind and those irrational, melancolic thoughts.
Following an old path hidden by trees, Shan Yu travelled deeper into the mountains. The cut on his forearm throbbed. It would need new bandages, he could feel the blood drying against his sore skin.
Still, Shan Yu chose the ruthlessness of the mountain and whispers of a tired mind rather than the bought hospitality of an warm inn. More so, he chose silence over chaos.
Erik Destler x Fem!OperaSinger!Reader || Drabble
Plot: The costume directors have you wearing something RIDICULOUS, And Erik is NOT about to let that disrespect slide.
Warnings: Mentions of partial nudity, Erik threatening to kill some people, etc.
Beastars Incorrect Quotes#68 Rejection the musical
Who was Y/n's first aggravated assault...before Ibuki-Was Melon...whom you found his true nature and decided to put an end to it...PROPERLY...only it backfired
Y/n: This is it, handsome!~ Get ready for the big sleep, the river of no return… the long day’s journey into night, Mwhahah!~
Melon*Seeing you ticken the chains over his body and pull him to see over one of the city's canals bridges in winter, where its flow is more violent and unforgiving, then back at you* Gosh~ Your sweet voice is music to my ears~
Y/n*Blinks and looks at the hybrid* Huh?
Melon*singing as he steps closer to you with the limited mobility and leans in to nuzzle his cheek to yours* Your chains of love now hold me tight Your homosapian beauty makes my heart take flight~
Y/n*singing in an opera-like voice* You will not change my mind one smidge I’m going to drop you screaming off this bridge
Melon: Y/n, you drive me nuts!
Chorus (singing): His love’s so sweet, his love’s so blind
Y/n(singing): Oooo noooo...Hoooow hoooorrriiid…
Chorus (singing): You have to kill him, or he'll change your mind
Y/n(singing): Poor freak~
Chorus (singing): Say farewell, to that horned poor grunge
Y/n (singing): Farewell
Chorus (singing): Cause it's your duty that he
Y/n & Chorus* singing evilly with devil horns as you pull out cement blocks and put them on the edge* Takes the plunge
Before you could finish him...the police caught up to you and you were arrested and the melon set free...not knowing what they left to roam free
Hi can you write something about The Lord of the Rings, Elves💗?
Dark Platonic Father Legolas x Isakeied Reader x Dark Platonic Grandfather Thranduil
You awoke in a room bathed in soft, golden light, the ceiling adorned with elegant carvings of trees and vines.
The air smelled of pine and rain, but the unfamiliar surroundings caused you to panic.
Sitting up, you realized something was terribly wrong with you.
Your body was not your own.
Small, delicate hands replaced the ones you remembered, and long strands of silver-blonde hair cascaded over your shoulders.
The reflection in a nearby mirror near your bed confirmed your fear.
This wasn’t you in any way or form, but the body of someone else, and clearly the vibe of the palace indicates you are in a different timeline.
Or rather a different place.
All you can remember is that you accidentally fall from your balcony.
Your breathing quickened, and you clutched at the bedcovers as your heart pounded in your chest.
This had to be a dream, a strange, vivid dream.
Also, something caught your attention...you have elf ears.
The door creaked open, and in stepped a figure who took your breath away, not from awe, but from the shock of recognition.
Legolas.
His impossibly perfect features were softer than you’d imagined, but his piercing blue eyes filled with concern.
"You have finally woken up, are you unwell, iel?" he asked, his voice gentle, filled with concern.
The word 'iel' refers to daughter.
Did you really get reincarnated into Lord of the rings?
How is that even possible?!
You shook your head intensely, unable to speak as confusion overtook you.
His brows furrowed, and he moved closer, kneeling by the bed.
"You’re safe," he said, mistaking your terror for something external like the accident that happened to you.
The accident where you tried to run away.
His hand reached out, but you flinched away.
Not out of fear, because you love Legolas as he is one of your favourite characters.
However, you still are wary of what is happening.
The hurt in his eyes was clear, though he quickly masked it.
"What’s wrong, meleth nín, are you still upset about what happened?"
Now this added more to your confusion, what exactly happened?
"I apologise...I don't remember anything."
It's safer for you to take this route, pretending to have amnesia makes it easier for them not to doubt you if you act strange.
Before the Elven prince could say anything or even think of what to say.
Another figure entered the room, his presence commanding and regal.
Thranduil.
The Elvenking’s icy gaze softened when he saw you, yet his posture remained stiff.
"What is happening here?" he asked, his tone calm but laced with the usual authority.
Legolas glanced at him helplessly, gesturing toward your trembling form.
"She lost her memories, she doesn't remember anything."
Thranduil’s eyes studied you intently, his sharp features is unreadable at first.
But then he smirks.
"Then we will teach her, and make her remember by reminding her."
This made you feel more relaxed than they brought your lie.
But you can't contain your excitement to explore the world of your favourite books.
Yet, you don't know that you won't be allowed to do that.
And what your new grandfather means by 'reminding' is that he and Legolas will tell you false memories.
Only to remodel you into an obedient daughter and granddaughter.
Nice that you’re writing about the serpentines then can I have romantic Yandere skales with a ninja darling. This takes place in season 1. In the episode “rise of the snakes”, he first met her with the other ninjas- who saved the jamanakai village from being raided-and he was intrigued by her- the part where he hypnotized cole is when he used him to spy on darling. The 2nd time they met is at the forest where the snakes are building a fortress and he tried an attempt to kidnapped her or hypnotize her but backfires (at any possible way) and after he became the newest general of hypnobrai tribe, he became more power-hungry in a way that thinking he could make darling his bride to rule with him when he became the serpentine king
Sure! I'm sorry if something is off it's been awhile since I've seen Season 1 so I'm going off from what you said!
Yandere! Skales with Ninja! Darling
Pairing: Romantic
Possible Trigger Warnings: Female Darling, Obsession, Stalking, Invasion of privacy, Manipulation, Jealousy, Possessive behavior, Forced relationship, Kidnapping, Mentions of calling darling a "mate".
Can you please do a yandere Pythor from ninjago?
Hell yeah you can, here's a cunning snake for you :) Takes place in no specific season.
Yandere! Pythor P. Chumsworth Concept
Pairing: Romantic
Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Manipulation, Stalking, Violence, Threats, Obsession, Kidnapping, Mentions of mates, Forced relationship, Possessive behavior, Biting, Sadism, Marking, Degrading behavior, Murder, Blood mention, Mentions of eating people, Intimacy mention.
Y Tú, Mamá? Part 2 - Yandere!Lalo Salamanca x reader
part one linked here
summary: you wake up in a strange place and Lalo is the first person you see.
warnings: kidnapping, forced restraint
tags: @jaythegreat @gothams-gotchya @oceandolores @matt-lipstick @joonie7007 @mavericksicybabe
author’s note: the two year wait is finally over! sorry it’s so short. if anyone has any more ideas on how to continue this or what they’d like to see, please let me know! :)
Your evil, sadistic and wickedly smart husband had eyes on you every moment of every day.
And, in your momentary lapse of judgement, you had forgotten that. Lalo never let you out of his sight without a few of his men keeping eyes on you and his precious daughter.
Imagine you're plagued by nightmares, and when David notices you twisting and turning in your bed, he lies down beside you.
He pulls you against his chest, holding you close, and imitates the sound and feeling of a purring cat, calming you down until your face relaxes.
Sometimes he stays the whole night, other times he waits until he is sure that your dreams turned sweet before returning to his duties.
But he has an eye on you either way, just in case he must fight off those demons again. 🫶🏻
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