Gong yi two fries

A head cannon and scenario blog. Shit posting free of charge. Asks: Open rules and faq are in construction atm this blog is ran by a hag. ew

[xiaolinpoundtown]

Hey, are you by any chance still accepting match-ups? And if you are, is it okay if people send it in multiple asks?

Sure can.

[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[brightb-vt]

Make sure the romance is there on both sides people

[did-you-even-make-a-sound]

Screw people who don’t believe in male rape.

[raven-against-bullshit]

Everyone can be raped and denying that because of your childish, pathetic hatred for men is quite frankly disgusting.

[miss-jazz-complementarian]

We should care about our mens just as much as our womens.

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

You’re just giving him more reasons to hate cars.

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[ohemgeeitsstephaniemarie-deacti]

Same

[voidlorddabombcom]

CASH

[thepuntatoking-deactivated20180]

ahhhh.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

Hey world, My name is Leon Langford, I recently published a book based off of love of anime, manga, and light novels and my desire for diversity in the YA lit world

I was hoping you could help with just a simple reblog.

Streetslam Volume One is on sale on Amazon Kindle for 0.99.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B012025TA6

You can also download the !free!Amazon Kindle App to MAC, PC, and Smartphone to read the novel, if you do not have a kindle. Summary: After the death of his mother, Devin Maxwell joins Titan Force, an organization that collects supernatural artifacts using super powered agents. Devin quickly rises to become a brash, yet successful agent under the field name: Streetslam. He forms a pseudo family with his friends and fellow agents at Titan Force. Devin’s allegiances are put to the test after an enigmatic billionaire offers him the chance to revive his mother, but only if he turns on his new family and steals a mysterious item from the Titan Force vault.

Featuring: -A black main lead with superpowers. -Anime style battles. -Characters dealing with depression, poverty, abuse, and recovery. -A diverse and robust cast, featuring strong black women, strong hispanic women, and a trio of super powered sisters. -Anime tropes such as BIG ASS swords, long evolving story arcs, a military organization that has no problem hiring teenagers, and even a character with animal ears.   Thanks for all the support!

[etherealhobbies]

This sounds awesome…

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

Thanks for the reblogs @etheralhobbies I sold 9 copies today!

[redgryphon]

Seems neat! I’ve been on a superhero kick lately with Worm and Hero Academia.

I should start a separate blog for all these art reblogs!

[chestnutmane]

It’s hard to explain, or people don’t want to understand(?)

[xiaolinpoundtown]

Can I have a match up? I'm a 22 years old woman, 5'2, and just tiny all around. I'm mostly shy until you get to know me, then you find out I'm pretty good with ranged weapons (bow mostly).

I’d match you with Chase Young! (I didn't have much info to go on.) 

Chase would appreciate the quietness of your character  and find it endearing. He enjoys peaceful quiet time and a partner that is relatively quiet is always a plus. 

He then becomes really interested  in you when you prove your skills on long range weaponry. He admires people who don't let looks fool you and would end up being a decent couple.

[overwatch-reader-imagines]

[jailbird-junkrat-writes-deactiv]

same fam, same

[planetbass]

Visit Original Link

this is the most amazing cover i’ve ever heard

[bugkingdom]

This moth was the highlight of my day. I had to take it off my truck and move it to a better spot.

IT’S THE MONEY MOTH EVERYBODY REBLOG IT

[behind-my-smile-deactivated2020]

HELLO MONEY MOTH!

[randamhajile]

Oh wow a white lined sphinx moth!!

[lofiamary]

Kermit pride icons in honor of Pride 2017! Feel free to use just credit me.

[fasddsfsdfkjfadskl-deactivated2]

This is the single best pride month contribution and nothing can convince me otherwise.

[lav-enderlemon]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[officialqueer]

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

[xiaolinpoundtown]

Could I get a match up :0 I'm a pisces ♓ I'm a socially awkward nerdy trans boy. I have trouble speaking up for myself but once you get close enough you'll wish you never did cause I'll never shut up about whatever my interest of the week is. I love making art and cooking, my hobbies include cosplaying and drawing. I like swimming, playing videogames, messing with my cats and pet rat, and watching cheesy old movies and rooting for the villains. I'm panromantic aesexual

I’d match you up with kimiko!

She is the type that would help you with speaking up, but at your comfort level of course! 

Kimiko has varying interests and likes to mix it up, so she gets excited and curious about your ever-changing ones. She deeply admires art and really enjoys cosplaying.   I think she can draw slightly, but it honestly isn’t that good. She would like to try to draw with you, or find cool tutorials for you.  Video games on the other hand is what her brain was made for, she will win, but let you win every once in a while. She can get competitive at times, but tries to tone it down for you. Kim is always up for anything and will try her best to help you with anything as a supportive partner!

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[xiaolinpoundtown]

Could I get a matchup please? I'm a short female with long red hair and freckles. A Capricorn. I'm the definition of a mom friend and always put others before myself, I also tend to be protective and stubborn, quiet until you get to know me, good listener, very warm. Hobbies include baking, reading, art of all kinds, knitting, and cuddling. I like rainy days, comfortable silences, long walks, and nature.

I’d match you up with Clay Bailey!

Clay knows a thing or two about putting others before him, he appreciates someone doing the same.He doesn’t open up as much, and having someone who is willing to listen to him is always a plus.  He would obviously do the same for you!

He would enjoy and try all your baking exploits, and while knitting he would be carving wood right next to you. You guys would be like a little old people couple, but wouldn't mind cause it was kind of true.

[ghoststhough-deactivated2022030]

I’ve been binge watching  Xiaolin Showdown and thought, ‘What if Wuya possessed anyone who put on her mask?’ So I drew Raimundo doing so, but with a half mask.

[rendellstreet]

Yes hello I am REALLY gay for this big cowboy