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[you know exactly why these are here don’t even play]

[hear me out I had a great reply ready for Ruolan but my laptop shut off and with it went my reply and my will to do anything, and as it rebooted I realized I had to work and then had an existential crisis of some kind and then also just lost energy for a lot of things

just be patient with me I only have two arms and crippling depression but damn it if I don’t want my replies to be good at the very least]

#*ooc #*mun post

#;devilswept.

straw-jordans:

Splendid, Fa Zheng! What a great step you are taking to reconcile with your sister. I will give you my strongest support towards this journey!

Come to think of it, Fa Zheng, I don’t recall you ever mentioning you had a sibling.

[ it clicks. he realises what day it is. ]

… Oh.

“Master Liu Bei, always the nice and good-natured one...In any case, I don’t like mentioning things or people I prefer were gone.”

#strawjordans

“I think today is the day I properly confront my sister and make up for lost time. Glances of pure hatred from me have to be so hard on her.”

#;devilswept.#[honestly these wound up being some of my favorite caps]

[hello naughty children it’s murder time]

#;devilswept.

[i'm on mobile and cant properly copypaste so heart breaking text and late night text]

[that one good old text meme]

Send “ ø ” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[2:15AM] — I have not slept, and by extension, Miao hasn’t either. He’s very invested in the births of Wisteria’s kittens.[2:16AM] — I’ll get him to sleep soon, but you will have your hands full this afternoon with a cranky child.

Send “ ♀ ” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[3:30AM] — Nevermind. I’ll be staying with Miao all day today.[3:32AM] — He’s distraught about Wisteria having a stillborn kitten. He doesn’t understand that sometimes these things happen.[4:32AM] — You can yell at me about breaking your sleep schedule later.

#*meme: answered #[look I can't see xiaozhi late nite texting yunlu about stuff unless it concerned Miao]#[also kittens man]#weicist

# $

[that one good old text meme]

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[7:35pm] — please, make sure you just delete my number after this but be wary of my sister. she’s the overtly creepy one. just...be wary.[7:36pm] — seriously don’t even mention these messages to her it’s a goddamned chore keeping her away from me at all costs.

Send “ $ ” for a ACCIDENTAL text.

[10:15AM] — I don’t know why you’d ask for my input Guan Yu, but I assure you, Liu Bei wouldn’t rest well knowing you were thinking about a merger with Cao Cao.[10:15AM] — He’s a talented man with tons of money and power and a merger would benefit, but...personally speaking. You go through with that, you put me in the same space as my sister. I take great steps in making sure we don’t even breathe the same air in the same room[10:16AM] — Look at it this way: Do you *really* want to upset your brother, though?[10:17AM] — Oh. Wrong number. Well then.[10:17AM] — Don’t draft those merger papers yet, clearly.

#*meme: answered #[even fa zheng has guan yu's number on quickdial]#[the merger that could have been?]#[NOT IF XIAOZHI HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT]#thewrathofheaven

%

[that one good old text meme]

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[2:45pm] — how does your cat handle catnip? asking for a friend.

#*meme: answered #[xiaozhi is gonna give the cats catnip]#[it will amuse him]#savageorchids

“ someone had to pay. ”

This world was peculiar at best. It had been full of armies Fa Zheng hadn’t seen before, and he spent the better half of his time trying not to be maimed or killed by them. Armies prattled on about some beast named Orochi, but they never lived long to divulge any other information to Fa Zheng (probably because they attacked and didn’t answer questions) and his new (and sudden) companion.Fa Zheng crouched down and he inspected one or two of the fallen men. Were they undead? Their skin had been grayish and hair stark white. In any case, he wouldn’t be getting his questions answered. Fa Zheng stood, having turned in the direction the voice had come from.

“Of course.” he responded. “However, perhaps we should have kept one alive for interrogation...”

#*meme: answered #[tl;dr it's 'hi we'll have formal introductions when we're not being attacked']#[can guarantee Fa Zheng was almost stabbed a couple of times]#[it's what he gets for using a murder blanket again]#bulletwithanameonit

“I’m not sure I have a heart to give anymore. ”

“Your pious nature leaves plenty of room for people to mishandle you, which is unfortunate. Master Xu, one should be careful when giving their heart away.”It was something Fa Zheng had lived by for years, even since he was a young man. In fact, he could count the people he trusted and cared for on just one of his hands and that was something he was content with. However...Fa Zheng raised his hands in surrender, “Or, I could be making an incorrect assumption. Perhaps you’ve been guarded so long it’s become a burden to you and it’s far easier to believe the possibility that you’re incapable of giving your heart away to just anyone.”The strategist could rarely tell with Xu Shu; all Fa Zheng knew was that Xu Shu was indeed a brilliant man whose talents were to be used and that he just needed a push in the right direction.

#*meme: answered #[i tried whoops]#ropeanddagger

rpmememaker

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

#*meme #[OH WE OUT HERE AGAIN LADS WHILE I TACKLE THE STUFF IN MY INBOX]