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arcadsia

tw: clown sex

alviaalcedo

Miniature dragon for Smaugust day 21^^ Flying on a dandelion seed can be possible if you’re so tiny :)

cinemairon

Chibi Beleg and Turin

Finally I did it

(Himaruya style)

grypwolf

Hsdfgh. of course dear you can ask. I TRY and be of some help. :O also I hope that these images show better than in the last tutorial….

CLICK FOR ORIGINAL FIRE TUTORIAL

OH I ALMOST FORGOT! CLICK THIS Google everything for reference ;D for colors, for shapes. look at images. <3

#art tutorial #fire

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

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David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

grypwolf

… AND THAT IS THE WAY I MAKE FIRE! Simple and messy “how to gry”. I will add quick smoke tutorial / step by step too Just wait. \o/ EDIT: Sorry for small images >8C I am not good with tumblr image sizes and I have never understood them. But by copying the image URL you can see bigger sized images!

livingasaghost

get to know me aesthetics | my personality type: hufflepuff

“You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true, And unafraid of toil.”

#aesthetic #hufflepuff

willowlark369

Let’s Talk “Ace Stuff”

I was talking with my team members from this competition I was in last fall about characterizations and fics we’d like to read/write more of. It was not surprising when another Ace brought up wanting to see more Ace characters: we don’t see a lot of ourselves in, well, anything. It also wasn’t surprising when another member piped up that she didn’t know much about “Ace stuff” before proceeding to demonstrate exactly how little she knew about sexuality variations in general (a stunning example of American Sex Ed at its finest). So, I ended up writing this very long discussion on the topic as a sort of primer.

Seguir leyendo

sepulchritude

my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion

“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”

“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*

*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”

“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”

agentquinn

imagine the aliens really purchasing a kitten for one of their rough and world-weary scifi badass human companions and watching in helpless wonderment what ensues

“she’s been cuddling that small animal for the past fifteen minutes just going ‘kitty, kitty’. did we - did we break our human?”

a more seasoned alien puts one of their tentacles around the younger one as the rest of the team gathers to watch their human make kissy noises.

“no, kilrak,” the alien says. “we did good.”

frowningfox

“Human-Steve! I have heard that today is the anniversary of your hatching! According to my human culture pamphlet, it is customary to set a sugary pastry on fire while chanting your species’ growth incantation and presenting sacrifices wrapped in shiny paper. I am afraid to ask, in case this ritual is sacred and this request therefor insensitive… but may I be allowed to participate? It sounds much more fascinating than molting.”

anexperimentallife

“Human Steve, I have read about your ritual dance called ‘The Hokey Pokey,’ performed mostly at mate-bonding celebrations after the guests reach an elevated level of intoxication. But Human Steve, how do I know WHICH left foot to put in, put out, and shake all about? I do not… Human Steve, why are you laughing?”

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“Human-Steve, you are… you are eating, but it is not one of your ritual fueling times. Are you dying? Is everything alright? Have you not been receiving enough sustenance? Do I need to get you better things to eat? Human-Steve, why are you trying to hide that food?”

rinneavicula

“Human-Steve, my research has informed me of a grave oversight in your care that I, as your companion, have made! Thus, I have gathered collections of fictional human literature to read aloud at the time of your bed. Which is more to your liking: “The Care and Keeping of Cacti” or “1001 Crossword Puzzles?” Human-Steve? Human-Steve, I am serious.“

hongbubs

One of the things I love the most about this post is how “Human-Steve” makes me think that there is also an alien called Steve in the squad, and I just imagine the first meeting and introduction where there is the human guy introducing himself as Steve and then there is this huge blue guy with like 5 legs and bug eyes and apparently Steve is like a completely regular name on his planet too in some intergalactical coincidence

that was off topic sorry.

aethersea

that was the best possible tangent, thank you for this addition

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Olivia Paige Writing Charts Masterpost

Someone asked me for all the charts, and since I love charts, I am happy to oblige. Making them has been a blast, I will continue to update this post as I make more, and I just want to say thanks for giving them some love! They’re hard work!

Writing Highly Emotional Scenes *This chart would have beautiful writing babies with the tips in the body language chart

Titling

Subplots

What Not to Do In a Novel

Setting

Body Language *

Heroes

Villains

Kissing Scenes

Argument Scenes

Fight Scenes

Stay Productive During a Writing Block

Defeat a Writing Block

Short Stories

World Building

Flat Plots

Outlining Process

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Good Friends vs. Bad Friends

Writing Beginnings

Killing Characters

Creating Conflict

Creating a Healthy Couple

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Story Structure and Plot Creation

Dialogue Verbs and Using ‘Said’

#writing

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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

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At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

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a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”

wizzard890

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

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A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

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Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

gh0stvirgo

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

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Drunk girls are the best

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout

One time this bar I was at sold empanadas and I bought one for this nice drink girl and she started crying and said ‘you’re so nice, no one’s ever bought me an empanada before’