only kind of here

Lady Creature | ♒ | 26 | Sleepy, floating through the universe

[thebootydiaries]

[on a date]

me: it really blows my mind how so many languages and cultures coexist within this soc-

JFK: blows your what

me:

JFK: say it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

The lighting was so nice today 😌💕

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

Enjoying the morning rays, feeling blessed and hydrated 😌

[richfurry-deactivated20140621]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

love is so embarrassing . also the only thing that matters

[butterflypeaflowertea]

why are so many people on this post saying things like “oh so what abt aromantic people then 🙄” like um… stumbling as u give up your seat for an elderly lady on the bus. stroking your friend’s hair as they cry in your arms. someone you care abt making you a long lovely playlist of songs you might like. attentively listening to your sibling as they talk excitedly about something they care abt. the sound of hundreds of people in unison singing a song they love at a concert. someone peeling a clementine and saving half of it for themselves and giving the other half to you. letting your cat crawl all over you even though her claws are scratchy. sitting in comfortable silence with someone. the pride shining in your grandfather’s eyes when you facetime him and tell him abt what you’ve been up to. taking a sip of your friend’s boba. people grinning at you when u blow out the candles on your birthday cake… these things aren’t love to you? you guys don’t consider that love? really? truly?

[internetplz]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

What the fuck

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

[beyonceisstraight]

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

[mysteryskulllistener-blog]

[third-nature]

Scientists: The human brain has odd similarities to the entire universe

Woah.

Scientists: The Human Brain Has Odd Similarities to the Entire Universe

"Despite being roughly 27 orders of magnitude apart in scale, the human brain and the composition of the cosmic web show similar levels of complexity and self-organization, according to the researchers. The brain contains an estimated 69 billion neurons, while the observable universe is composed of at least 100 billion galaxies, strung together loosely like a web. Both actual galaxies and neurons only account for about 30 percent of the total masses of the universe and brain, respectively. And both galaxies and neurons arrange themselves like beads on long strings or filaments. In the case of galaxies, the remaining 70 percent of mass is dark energy. The equivalent in the human brain, the duo said: water."

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

[uncleromeo]

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

[twilightt-fantasy]

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

[guiltyidealist]

(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)

[cryptidinks]

- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back

[witcheshaven]

Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.

E.g.

[whatchagonnadoabooouuutttit]

I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.

DO NOT SCROLL PAST

[anonymousmothman]

Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone

[thatsonemorbidcorvid]

This is missing a lesson I was taught:

If the worst comes to the worst and you are unable to escape, or fight - relax as much as possible, so it hurts less.

[babyanimalgifs]

When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. 

(Source)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Gotta make sure they are cherished”

[a-book-of-creatures]

Someone with a degree in biology please explain this, is the grouper really cruising for cuddles or are we misinterpreting its behavior?

Because it looks awful cuddly is what I’m saying

[bogleech]

Fish are WILDLY intelligent and many are so social that they naturally have social behaviors for interacting with other different species as a whole reef-wide community!! When it comes to interaction with humans, many fish can learn to recognize specific humans and increasingly seek attention such as scratches, rubs and simple play behaviors!

[linguisticparadox]

@linddzz can you confirm the fishy desire for skritches?

[linddzz]

I’ve had a 4ft goliath grouper come up to me and stare reproachfully until I started giving her scritches and gravel showers. Picking up handfuls of the gravel and gently dropping it over their back is a nice fish massage. We encourage the behavior bc it’s a great time to check over them for any health concerns.

Also this looks like maybe a diver helping with a gravel vac tube. Basically a big siphon used to take junk out of the bottom of tanks.

But yeah this is pretty standard grouper neediness lmao

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

My betta fish used to love getting little pets

[irisbleufic]

I’ve had 5-6 bettas over the years that have enjoyed cuddles. Half of those would do just about anything to swim into my hand or butt up against my fingers during tank cleaning to “ask” for attention. Fish are smart and some species are very, very sweet if they happen to imprint on you.

[radiantroach]

[onlytwitterpics]

right

[jaubaius]

Magic?

[mag150cul-de-sac]

coin go brrrrr

[guiltiest-gear]

Magnetic fields be wilding

[precision-instrument]

[kjxxxxxxx]

“Eve’s embrace of the snake that gave her knowledge…”

[sapphos-darlings]

Funny story: I was actually reading the bible on the other day and was thrown back into the memory when I was a little girl in class of bible study.

I never could understand what Eve did wrong. Humans were naked animals and blindly obedient, and then she, the Mother, made a choise. She chose freedom, wisdom, knowledge and morality. She wasn’t tricked, she chose. She was told, eat the fruit and become like God and know good from evil, and it happened.

The Woman chose the higher mind and freedom, and then enlightened the man. She bowed to no man, not even the one who calls himself god.

In a way, that defined womanhood to me: Proud, wise, freethinking, innovative, independent. And men will try to tell you that it’s wrong.

[curioscurio]

reblog if u think they were kinda hot 😳😳😳

[viekastv]

[sadccharine-deactivated20260226]

holy fuck

[super-who-lockian]

Well…that escalated quickly.

[50shadesofsnape-deactivated2015]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

but it turned out to be everything i wanted

[instantly-fuzzy-collection-deac]

what the fuuuuuuuck this is so good hahah

[trying-to-be-tiny]

well that is definitely a thing 

[anorlia]

well, totally wasnt expecting that

[celaenas-scars]

I love this even more every time I read it.

[saddnfatt-deactivated20190118]

READ THE WHOLE THING

[anas-flowers]

Relatable.

[dailynumbersgame]

Has us in the first half

[xilivicus]

I love the new ad for manwich.

[woundability]

this tweet really threw me, somehow

[adamsmasher]

i expected this to be a conspiracy theory at worst and a misunderstanding at best, but NOPE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN BALTIMORE IN 2018

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Dark Surreal Illustrations by Murielle und Karin Regenass