ROLL FOR INITIATIVE

Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes.

[deactivated-blog]

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

[bodyfeeling]

where did op go?

[kineticpenguin]

[audiobyte-moved]

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

[aevios]

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

[aevios]

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

[oakenroots]

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this

[brucebocchi]

[guerrillatech]

[animentality]

[tiruvenkadu]

20 years ago this shit would have obviously been a headline in the onion. no part of this would have been remotely believable and this headline would have been inherently funny.

[unpeeled-human]

oh continuing the jermaposting; my favorite part about him is how he reads chat messages. he reads them like he took a note that was being passed in between students

[lxcke]

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

[godisafujoshi]

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

[kiralou02]

Every time I see this post I think of that smoking duck lol ..so me

[unsubconscious]

Yosuke Amemiya

[barbiesplasticsurgeon]

[jewishpangolin]

#i like the implication that dali just had that effect on things#just a surrealism field around him at all times

[ariadne-mouse]

The link in the original post unfortunately leads to a deleted account, so I googled the artist Yosuke Amemiya. And you guys. Those apples are WOOD. That isn’t digital art or some malleable medium like clay or putty. Wood. I’m almost angry at how good they look. Absolute witchcraft.

Some close-up shots from the artist’s website:

[official-lucifers-child]

mr. amemiya i’m sorry but you have to leave the orchard

[morvay]

[revelware]

that was him talking about the waiters

[american-boyboss]

[pangeasoftware]

[phlebasthebroenician]

[im-mender]

estrogen will not turn you into a cute anime girl but it will turn you into some random girl you'd find on the train or at the store

[pissvortex]

[parkchanwoohoo]

A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

[yekkes]

Big fan of this, too

[slash-gallagher]

they're asking for help with their English homework lmao

[dyrdeer]

Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

[dyrdeer]

like what do these words mean 😭

[dyrdeer]

what the fuck is happening

[mousegard]