zanahoria frita..

🇵🇪 jajj / #weas for whenever i draw

[xiramint]

1 ralsei before the year ends

[mik-mania]

im so fucking stubborn

[invader-bean]

michael what the fuck.

[mik-mania]

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

[mik-mania]

oh lard

[mik-mania]

my son he is sick he has every disease

[mik-mania]

we are nearing peak deviancy

[mik-mania]

happy back-to-school day

[mik-mania]

im so clever that its sickening

[mik-mania]

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

[mik-mania]

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

[mik-mania]

at what point does this stop being a pencil

[mik-mania]

a new body........he has so much left to give......

he shall be stored like this.

[funtergeist]

knight is bug to me

[mmiyasha]

discussing the plan at MobDonald's🍟

[xiramint]

Working again on this drawing.......from last year..........(still a wip)

[kristina100000]

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

[spacecaptainglow]

This post resurrected the word Slonk

[jaminbonbon]

goddamnit

[mtndewbajablast]

me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

[parkchanwoohoo]

I've learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust

[shirtsthatgohard]

[longnuts]

Hell yeah white baby

[galaxywarp]

I reblogged this a few days ago, and then yesterday someone in my family had a baby, so I was talking to my mom about it. And the convo turned into her sharing little pregnancy facts with me. Like how babies get oxygen and nutrients while in the womb.

Which led to her saying, “but that’s also why, if you drink alcohol, the baby is drinking it too. If you do drugs, the baby is doing them too.”

And I thought of this picture. And I said “when you light up, so does he.” And my mom said “yes”

and I said “hell yeah white baby.”

and then I had to apologize to my mom for saying “hell yeah white baby.”

[bugged-ubuntu]

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

[foone]

Pfft, of course android doesn't support soup. Always lagging behind iPhone, often by a mile.

[tlirsgender]

I get the impulse to project parent/child type relationships onto characters but sometimes the dynamic you're thinking of is Mentorship

[tlirsgender]

Sometimes he would not fucking be their dad. Sometimes he's their weird teacher

[tlirsgender]

Sometimes she's not their mom but actually fully just a woman their own age

[elvythestarchild]

🤏🤏🤏

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[queerspacepunk]

"came back wrong" but it's from a nap

[thickness-protection-program]

What's your jacking off technique

[minotaurfemme]

get cropped idiot

[thickness-protection-program]

Did you just circumcise my post??

[kuromi-hoemie]

dual wielding

[jaegerisim]

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf: