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have a nice day. twt @_xiuhannie

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[antiandrogen]

The red lighting really makes this

[bitchvirgo]

thank u lighting design is my passion

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

A girl in the backseat of a car is drunkenly ranting. The lighting is unintentionally dramatic and dim with a red hue.

Girl in the backseat: ASK someone who has been in musical theatre since I was like, eight FUCKING years old! I can go ahead and tell you, that TROY and GABRIELLA can go to FUCKING HELL with their acoustic-ass BULLSHIT versions beCAUSE! …Sharpay and Ryan deserved those parts.

The person videoing: You’re damn right!

Girl in the backseat, still continuing: They TRIED! They SANG! They DANCED! Troy and Gabriella can ROT!

The person videoing: [laughs as she zooms in dramatically on her friend’s genuinely angry face]

[yourrescuemission]

[confusedvillager]

gays are too much. i hate us

[andre-30008]

this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂

[antiandrogen]

fjdjshdkjdjfsk

[corvidcantina]

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

[256gb]

Step into my office.

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[jaunes-hoodie]

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

[nenezz]

i typed “horg” into the search bar and found this site which taxonomically categorizes those little plastic clips you find on bread bags

[nenezz]

this is blowing my fucking mind

[doujinshi]

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

[biigbiby]

i know all the words to fergalicious but not the original

[wizardshark]

this post made my blood freeze in my veins

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[fuckyahumor]

oh nooooooo

[fuckyahumor]

last time i reblogged this it wasnt balanced I’m glad it’s ok now!!!

[lubricates]

everything should be balanced Yinyang

[candyredterezii]

none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.

[candyredterezii]

oh right they probably weren’t 13 yet okay

[aspiringwatcher]

what the FUCK does that mean

[candyredterezii]

you can NOT be asking that question with that icon nice try.

[buddhabrand]

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit

[bonkage]

[saintofpride201]

Those… are actual names. Literally every name in the bible is a real name…

[such-justice-wow]

I hate to break it to you but most anime characters also have real names

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

why can’t foot fetishists just google “feet pics” instead of asking people for them

[warframe]

strong candidate for worst reply to this post

[powerfulwizard]

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

you shoulda killed him just as a power move

[starwarsgraphictee]

I would’ve said, “Not this time.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

facebook is currently trying to sell me a swarovski yoda

[catchymemes]

[saprila]

I’m sobbing what the fuck is this lmfaoo

[sukme]

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

[cheese24k]

[rotting]

Ok i didn’t expect that

[wellsuckmesideways]