High On Life🌞

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[xlifes-a-tripx]

Bring your mom to work day was super cute🤙🏼

[just-shower-thoughts]

You only have 3 minutes to live, and breathing air resets it

[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Patrick has no self awareness.

[lprflagemoji-deactivated2017081]

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

[woodlandenjoyer]

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

[hoplite-operator]

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

[dustinberrycool]

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

[joey-wheeler-official]

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

[e-jotja-deactivated20200224]

A healthy relationship

[candiikismet]

That’s amazing

[sickfake]

being alive is very………..Not Easy

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

[buckykingofmemes]

i will be on this website until @staff hunts me down and kills me in real life. good luck, fuckers

[xlifes-a-tripx]

It’s been a long time since I’ve used tumblr so here’s some pics of what I look like now with my beautiful luscious locks of hair

[xlifes-a-tripx]

Your eyes are stunnnning

Thank you kindly ma’am! Or sir? Idk my bad if I was wrong lol

[xlifes-a-tripx]

You in general are stunning actually 😍😍🔥

It’s been a long ass time since I’ve used tumblr and I’m sorry for the late reply but thank you very much😁

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

yo im bored anyone wanna play tic tac toe

[arcenergy]

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[saltrat88]

Hero

[cactus-1776]

Can we just let him out on good behaivor? Cause that’s fucking outstanding.

[formerfundie]

“I’ve been getting these emails saying that, y’know it’s not my position to judge anybody. And I wanna make it quite clear that I didn’t judge him. Y’know I know God is the only judge we have. I just set the appointment up.”

I don’t even believe in God and that’s still a badass quote.

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

🤷

[parttimeheaux]

My nigga said he set the appointment up. Legendary.

[kingjaffejoffer]

His lawyer was smiling like a proud father

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Y’know I know God is the only judge we have. I just set the appointment up”

[justcatposts]

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

[eb0lagay]

that was so intense

[juuliaroberts]

where is her oscar I’m shaken

[phlynn]

Real life Simpsons intro

[hhhlryndrsn-deactivated20170831]

the weirdest thing i have ever watched

Best thing ever. 

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

i am mesmerized by the details

[baronessvondengler]

Perfect!

[issaxmilf]

I never knew I needed this

[nuestroamoresunviaje]

Did you see how the baby just appeared on the couch lol

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

god i love girls and women and also titties, and fruit

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

in russian there’s a saying that loosely translates to “who are we gonna be friends against today” and i think that’s beautiful

[memedad]

[lake-erie]

me: pass the aux cord i got some 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 me: