Excuse me while I fuck shit up

I'm Bryce feel free to ask me anything :) Information About Me: 😎26😎 💮bisexual💮 ✋from Michigan✋ snapchat me @brycelacker

[cannibalchicken]

[damnbluewires]

completely enamoured with this beast

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[vampiresdontsleep]

[autismfox]

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

[thenyanguardparty]

[dustinyschild]

Daily reminder

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[wizardworm]

this picture i took of my girlfriend taking a picture of our cat is absolutely killing me

[schizm-deactivated]

reminds me of this

[wizardworm]

@kisakisaxo

[kisakisaxo]

THAT IS HIM. THAT’S THE FACE. 

[kisakisaxo]

If anyone would like to see the end result of the picture I was taking of him:

[arttsuka]

Big challenges

[holleywoodlandgestures]

[slunch]

are you still abusing your cat

i pick her up and bash her into walls. she loves it

[slunch]

Today I put her in a big pot and rendered her down into cat grease. Too bad!

[moniquill]

[infectiouspiss]

i may or may not want u. depending

i got hoes with nuance

[beansfrombeans]

the devils sacrament always has the funniest posts

[beansfrombeans]

this post was about someone writing an ask to a bdsm rp blog asking to be "bread and stuffed" and the dom running the blog responding with "good girl, of course i can help you with that!" and sharing a calzone recipe

[australiansanta]

lesbians will reverse park

[unholybryble]

Krap

[devincastro]

[tguzz]

I will always reblog this

[bradspace3000]

still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago

[annesophiewashere]

excuse me but it still feels revolutionary

[stevviefox]

Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.

[saipng]

don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

[qiyra]

[das-a-kirby-blog]

from this post

[bewbin]

if you are a normal sized human being who overdrafts at the bank youd have to pay a fee or fine but if your a giant you'd pay a fo or fum

[bewbin]