Umineko Valentine’s special
This is a short story in which Beato thinks of Battler, then BB appears and flirts with Beato, pissing Battler off. Unfortunately for BB, Beato doesn’t plays along, irritating BB. Then Clair appears and BB hits on her instead. He molests Clair. Dlanor, Getrude and Cornelia. appear stopping BB from his sexual harassment toward Cair. Dlanor “sentences BB to death” and then Eiserne Jungfrau arrest BB. ( lol ) There is some really funny dialogues in
there.
Example of some of the dialogues
Beatrice: “….Black Battler?
“BB to Beato: "You call me Black Battler? Geez…..”( Apparently he’s offend she doesn’t calls him just Battler )
Battler: “What does that dickwad want here?
"BB: "Oh it’s Battler! It’s that incompetent fool. Dickwad? How playful. Te, The, the hell…. Such a nuisance. What a joke.”
BB: “A cheating woman is cute. My Beatrice. My golden Witch. I appear when you hope so. I’m everywhere.
"Battler: "Don’t say that!
He knocks Battler out and keeps talking to Beato, but she ignores him then Clair appears.
Clair: “Please stay away from Beatrice.”
BB: “Huh? Oh it’s Clair!“
BB to Clair: "Want to be my woman?”
Clair to BB: “You must be lonely.”
BB to Clair: "Lonely? Yo, Be quiet! You’re annoying!”
BB to Clair: "I want to eat.. want to eat something delicious now. Of course, in a sexual sense. Resistance is useless.”
BB starts molesting Clair.
Eiserne Jungfrau appears.
Gertrude:“Know that we came in terms of the “against violation forces”, to take Black Battler into custody. He is specified a dangerous person. Know
that what you’re doing is a crime.”
Dlanor: "Your actions are INACCEPTABLE. We are here to deliver death! Bring him to the police station.”
After that it switches back to regular Battler and Beato at the tea party.
they’re flirting with each other talking of foolish BB who ruined the
entire Valentine’s day atmosphere. Battler then teases Beato with some
chocolate that’s on her cheek. Lightening the mood. It’s definitely very
cute!”
( Note: So a friend mailed me this short story and is
currently trying to translate it all. He didn’t know if this was fan
made or canon verse, but personally I think it’s fan made because
there’s a lot NTR and it just seems that way but still, I think it’s
very In character and worth sharing. Please note that my friend learns
japanese like me. His japanese is apparently way better than mine, but I
won’t say that his translation is 100% accurate.The translation is still under construction. Once my friend finished translating the entire thing, I will post it here too ofc )
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