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iraffiruse

ynnuf

You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.

bisexual-engineer-girl

css-official

I'd like to thank the Consortium, my siblings HTML and Javascript, my beloathed enemy webasm. Without all of you, I could never have made it to where I am today. Except for you webasm, go to hell.

mutter-official

whats ur beef with wasm

junk-disorderly

Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240

Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about

kshaar

ohhh “cable knit” i get it now

vaspider

"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

vexwerewolf

emacs-unofficial

The Pebble Smartwatch is (maybe) coming back!!!

And the OS has been Open Sourced!!

For those that don't know the Pebble, it was one of the first smartwatches.

Some things about it where there has been NO SUITABLE REPLACEMENT FOR IN ALMOST 10 YEARS (that have more than 3 of these):

- an e-paper display

- a Battery that lasts more than 3 days.

- simple (I don't need 1000 features I don't use but make the watch expensive and cost battery life. I only need telling time, notifications, music control, alarms, weather, calendar, sleep/step tracking. Thats it)

- hackable (you can't even create watchfaces on the apple watch, and for the google pixel watch you need the whole Android SDK and basically have to make an android app) the pebble had thousends of user created watchfaces on its store.

- freaking physical buttons. I loved to control my music from my wrist without having to look.

I've got myself a google pixel watch a few months ago and I hate not beeing able to control music blindly and having to charge it every 1-3 days. The only good thing is, that I can use Google Pay from it and control some HomeAssistant stuff.

Eight years later, you still can't beat a Pebble

Eight years later, you still can’t beat a Pebble

emacs-unofficial

It is fucking happening!

Pre-order your new PebbleOS smartwatch today

monaddecepticon

Desperately need a sane, standardized vector graphics format which is

Supported by browsers

But can't embed javascript

Is this too much to ask for? I'm going crazy here.

piratesexmachine420

I'm not super informed on the subject but I think part of the problem is that SVG is like nine formats at once, one of which is animated and thus requires some kind of scripting (JS being available and "flexible") to implement potentially complex motion (among other things).

We could lose the scripting and go for an APNG- or GIF-type approach but then we'd also lose one of SVG's benefits: theoretically infinite resolution in both space and time.

monaddecepticon

Both SVG and PDF fail miserably on this.

I'm not that informed on Embedded Postscript. But I feel it can't be that bad in a "already existing format which browsers could just support".

We should have a format that is

optimized for output (people who write SVGs by hand are insane)

has no scripting

potentially has an animated version

and that version uses a very limited and strict DSL for animation.

Worst thing we could do is support a scripting language which is

imperative (and can have infinite loops)

general purpose

type errors just result in a vacuous value (null, undefined, nil, whatever) during runtime

has arbitrary "standard library" functions as just part of the language

miiilowo

every day i mourn mother mother / lemon demon / will wood being disregarded as "cringe tween tiktok transmasc music". because like 1. who gives a shit 2. all of thewse bands are genuinely so fuckking good plea.se why would you do this .please. please why god please

taraxippos

Akira bike sliding on a horse

taraxippos

concept art

taraxippos

concept art

cannibalchicken

teeny-tiny-baby-coffins

just unearthed this interaction I had with an army recruiter a couple years ago

demilypyro

Theory: A video game is anything that the creators made with the intention of creating a video game.

mfw I tape a banana to my screen

sideblog-sidehoe

"Banana Tape" DemilyPyro, 2025, was a short but ultimately intriging experience. Deciding to play and the build-up to that play was as much part of the experience as the actual taping. We had recently run out of bananas, so once I had committed to playing, I was made for wait until our next grocery trip, forced to sit in humorous disbelief at my own intentions. Once the deed was done, the visual was amusing, but really, the humor was in the gameplay itself, and the narrative that the visual implies. Overall, I'd recommend it to any interested gamer. It helps you appreciate the small things in life. 8/10.

puppygirl-hornyposting2

no no no

disastrousoilthing

Holy shit.

bisexual-engineer-girl

I wanna know how they made the packaging.....

cipheramnesia

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

saint-batrick

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

cipheramnesia

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.