xo lavender

[depsidase]

[srsfunny]

Goodluck Pikachu

[mosoli]

im still laughing at this

[helenvaughans]

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

[mariacallous]

#i’d rather he physically get sliced in half. but this is kind of nice

[important-animal-images]

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[anonaboo]

I’m sorry!? What?!

[lindseyanna]

[azzandra]

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?

[bookishjules]

[fallenangelvictorious]

Omg happy birthday el chupacabra!

The big 30!!!

Someone get this thing a cake made of goats!!!

[nyancrimew]

still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

[degenderates]

[daily-spooky]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

BRING HIM BACK

[miiilowo]

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

[miiilowo]

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

[feralfens]

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

oh thank goodness

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

[nyxwoven]

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

thats the one! thank you!

[bewbin]

Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

[naamahdarling]

[the-clumsywitch]

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[toastbutteregg]

[rumpledspinster]

When I was young I had this book called people who work at night and as a little kid it was really comforting to know that there were people awake while I was asleep (especially bakers for some reason).