Profanity.

Hello! I'm Presley Nichole. 75% Hungry | 25% Mess

[coinandcandle]

I enjoy the sacred sorcery of fucking around and finding out.

[windvexer]

the most holy acts of sorcery begin with that most sacred prayer: "hold my beer and watch this."

[skautism]

i love that the english language has evolved in such a way that saying “shit fucks” is a positive thing

[moofahdrome]

@transssminecraftklungo EXCELLENT tags

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[pittipedia]

‘McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries’ by Noah Verrier (2022)

[theglitchywriterboi]

I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

[xx-woozle-xx]

First of all, how dare you

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i dont like most engl fan chants but these two are hilarious

[swoopyswish]

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

[terrifiedtwinning]

I love getting a hundred notes from one person, like, hello friend thank you for appreciating my collection, enjoy your stay

[thoodleoo]

touching grass is not enough i need to see the night sky as it looked to an ancient greek

[shining-latios]

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Happy Hanukkah

[not-ur-average-anything]

@zmyaro please add yours

[zmyaro]

Chanukah sameach from a mobile dev who never throws away an old device!

[nonasuch]

Bringing my menorah quilt to the party.

[darkkittyart]

To feel safe with someone 🪐🌙

I love creating soft moments between characters ☕️❤️☺️

Find me on Insta or Twitter @darkkittyart

[louisinart]

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

[probablyasocialecologist]

Elon Musk Gets Viciously Booed by Stadium Crowd at Dave Chappelle Show

“You shut the fuck up,” Chappelle said as the crowd booed the billionaire.

[catgirl-bartender]

18,000 people in that audience, speculated some 80% booing him every time he went to speak

and these were people who paid to see Davd Chappelle, proud bigot and lap dog of a guy who "got [him] a jetpack for christmas"

[stephenroot]

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[cannibalchicken]

[royalsgguk]

❝ 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚. 𝐃𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐙𝐞𝐮𝐬. ❞

❝ 𝐈'𝐦 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧. 𝐒𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐧. ❞

❝ 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐝𝐢 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐨, 𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬. ❞