PunkBunny

Basically anything that holds my attention for more than five seconds

[holyunholy]

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

[holyunholy]

sorry, Dr. Dude

[eternalgirlscout]

decriminalize:

sex work

addiction

criminalize: 

golf

[eternalgirlscout]

oh my god

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[huffylemon]

[kommunistkaitou]

According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to me one man's private cockroach observation moment.

[ddiospyross]

“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen

[britnxyspears]

I don't plan on being 19 - 24 forever ????? Gender investment.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Gender compounding interest. Gender dividends.

[thecryptkeeper]

would’ve loved to be a housewife when the original twilight zone started airing. you can make your own microwave dinner yourself dear i’m going to watch a doll kill a man

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

[tchaikovskaya]

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[pinkmanthedog]

My horse Squidward loves the water so I took her out to a river to swim and she got so excited she shoved her whole fat dumb head underwater which I have literally never seen a horse do before

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is killing me I love her

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

i'm sorry but you named your horse WHAT

[pinkmanthedog]

Their names are Chicken Nugget and Squidward, like in the Bible

[cloune]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

This is a huge step up from Bartman

[dslur]

[dyke-werewolf]

Absolute gem in the tags

[aircademia]

yeah libraries are cool but have you ever found a library with a secret doorway disguised as a bookshelf that leads to a smaller, hidden library filled with ancient books full of mysteries and forgotten knowledge? me neither and i’m sad about it

[books]

Same.

[ucflibrary]

Ditto

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[jenny-dreadful]

[subsequentibis]

utterly infuriating that tumblr’s porn ban just hit sex workers and queer creators and i still regularly get five pornbot followers a week whose posts are Just stolen pictures of naked women and somehow they never get flagged

[ehjaybones]

socks on Christmas

[thebootydiaries]

8 year old me: what the heck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

[trashboat]

[uglythug-deactivated20181112]

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

[trashboat]

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

[unclefather]

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

[that-twink-over-there]

And she's right

[angryschnauzer]

She's gonna be a supervisor