[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[teathattast]

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[cryinglawstudent]

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

[charnel-grounds]

David Lynch (1946–2025), “I Fix My Head”

lithograph, 2010

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[mournfulroses]

Albert Camus, from a letter to María Casares featured in Correspondance, 1944-1959

[theconcealedweapon]

[realdengxiaoping]

if you are in the united states you cannot choose to stand at a location

[ilynpilled]

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

[ilynpilled]

[pious-septa]

Happy international roommates day 🧡🤍🩷

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[anarcho-gamerist]

[ducissatenebrarum]

The Hell's Mouth, according to the Winchester psalmist from circa 1150

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

[harry-trumans-dishwasher]

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

“You think I’m scary? Scary how? Scary like a dracula?”

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading