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taurus sun, scorpio moon, virgo rising

[yeezy-nation]

[leoasf]

Me checking my friends’ transits only to peep some shit that sounds exactly like the shit they were telling me about earlier

[chicks1023]

[luischocolatier]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE BEST PART???????

WHEN THEY GIVE HER THE SNACKS SHE SCREAMS “I’VE TRIED THESE WITH MY FATHER WHEN WE WENT TO KOREA!!!!!!”

[scorpioenergiez-deactivated2021]

Happy Taurus season! ♉ may we all learn to relax and take some time for self care and self love. may we all learn patience and endurance! ✨

[rubysevens]

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

[occasionallyomniscient]

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

[pickemuptruckx-deactivated20150]

[ajyson]

since it’s a leap year please watch this video!!!

[falsecomfort]

im mad because this is actually just a video of me 

[firesignenergy]

i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs

[firesignenergy]

do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶

[astral-obscura]

My mom’s a Gemini and my dad’s a Libra. Both have Pisces moons and Virgo Risings, and they pretty much have the same generational planet positions too.

[venusian5]

Two Virgos 👐👐

[ayyries]

Scorpio and a Capricorn lmao

[ellsoll]

aries & taurus lmaooo

[astro-psychic]

sag/capricorn cusp sun, cancer moon dad

capricorn sun, aries moon mom

[xuperxan]

cancer sun, libra moon, gemini rising

gemini sun, sagittarius moon, pisces rising

(bio dad was aries sun, sag moon& rising but he didn’t raise us lmaaoooo)

[kendallroynsfw]

the day that it actually hit me that Gob Bluth isn’t Gob Bluth’s name but it’s actually G.O.B. as in George Oscar Bluth was the day that i grew the fuck up & became a woman

[himynameismichaelwithab]

and ive been afraid of insects my whole li-

[stopstopstop-where]

hm?

[wheres-theb]

THERES A BEE?

[cinnabongene]

*to the tune of beverly hills* dead in the woods! that’s where i want to be!

[shitpostgenerator]

watch me grab rat

[unexplained-events]

Bigfoot Footage Stabilized

[dogcunt]

me walking to my room after someone makes fun ov somethin im insecure about

[capvenus]

reblog this with your sun sign and the last 3 signs you’ve had a crush on

aquarius // leo, gemini, capricorn

[xuperxan]

taurus// scorpio, libra, scorpio lmaoooo

[uchanda]

therapist: how was your week?

me: mm.. i can’t remember

[purr-cat-stination]

What I say: ilysm What I mean: I love you Spider-Man

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[frogmp3]

lactose intolerant people are braver and stronger than any US Marine