[humorstar]

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

[glowdetails]

details, euphoria makeup looks

[brucebocchi]

my mutuals all think i am very handsome and they all want to kiss me but they aren’t telling me this due to government censorship

[hieronymouscock]

when u get make a mutual and then ur mutual has an in group of mutuals and over time u one by one they follow u and u follow them back and vice versa slowly like earning the trust of the italian mob one mafioso at a time until finally ur being kissed on the lips at gatherings

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[daftpenstartedover]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

[inkskinned]

day 30 of quarantine - the water sliding down my arm while doing dishes is no longer annoying but instead…. sort of….. tender…..

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

do not fuck the sink

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[rodrickheffeley]

all gay people know is [i could love someone even if i, you know, wasn’t paid for it. i love you, and you don’t pay me.] [you’re in a car with a beautiful boy and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you] [there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin] [not to me. not if it’s you] [you go too fast for me crowley] [you dreamt of me? i thought of you]

[babel-of-screaming-sounds-deact]

If I’m not gay but still know it, does it mean that I’m also gay but, like… spiritually?  ( ﾟoﾟ)

[rodrickheffeley]

no

[unlikecharlie]

I wish I could spiritually slap tungle user joan-daardvark but alas

[babel-of-screaming-sounds-deact]

Tumblr is a place of wonder – you never know when you’re going to get insulted over a perfectly neutral statement.

@bisexualmisthios​ I wish you could quite physically tag me properly so that I at least knew that my long-suffering face was about to get slapped (if that’s the face you were going to slap, that is). But, alas, I guess

@braindamage100​ I’ve been among the members of LGBT community for more than 10 years now and have never felt any hostility before, but your wish is my command – I’m packing my rucksack and leaving in order not to cause any more damage, so to speak ;)

Jokes aside, I don’t know why this caused such a reaction, honestly. In any case, if you can, believe me that no harm or ill intent was meant. It wasn’t a mockery or whatever you thought it was.

[rodrickheffeley]

[nerdjpg]

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

[kittyluvr42]

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i just got arrested for being too ugly

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

can someone come bail me out

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

on my way!

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

can someone come bail me out

[done]

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

[joshpeck]

do i have some great news for you

[tvonq]

keep liking my posts and we’re gonna end up like this 

[taesins]

ig; dashafiasco

[pinkhyucks]

lee taeyong; highway to heaven

[matchagirl]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9wly87nW-Z/?igshid=k4ky1or7jy35

[utopians]