xander is not on fire

he/ruff/pup // DNP, Deltarune, and PHM fan // wannabe writer, musician, and artist // inventor of white boy faggotry // i adore my lover

[xxalexander-ecstasyxx]

INTRODUCTION POST :0

*The Basics*

My names are Alexander or Ivan, feel free to use any nicknames associated w either of these

My pronouns are he/ruff/pup (el/el or il/lui also work!)

I speak English, Spanish and French but I'm a bit rusty with spanish and french..

I mostly listen to post hardcore, pop punk, and Alternative/Indie

I have OCD, Autism and I'm extremely prone to paranoia, so..BEWARE!!!

*Likes*

[ GENERAL ] Dan and Phil, Sharks, The Ocean in general, Musicals, bein emo, writing, drawing, trains, the color blue and Urbanism

[ MUSIC ] MCR, PTV, BMTH, FOB, SWS, Set it off, Heartwell Ending, Simple Plan, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Properties of Nature, I Met a Yeti, Chiodos, Evanescence, CIWWAF, NSN, A Thorn For Every Heart, Icon for Hire, The Killers, Creature Feature, Trashy 2010s pop (ahaa i totally listen to kesha ironically......). Then as for Alternative Indie my favorites are of Montreal, Miniature Tigers, They Might Be Giants, and The Apples In Stereo

[ GAMES ] Minecraft, Roblox, Undertale, Pokemon, Sonic, FNAF, Deltarune, TLOZ, and Ace Attorney

[ SHOWS ND MOVIES ] Yuri on ice, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, MLP, Invader Zim, No.6, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, and Alien Stage

These are just the things I'll post about the most...for a better list look on my spacehey!

*My DNI*

racist, homophobic, any of that shit (obviously)

hoyoverse supporters

pro/com/whatever the fuck shippers

anti agere / petre

people who call themselves "proud assholes", or anything like that

terfs, transmed, transcum, etc

other than that, if i don't like you, i'll probably just block you (other than this list, its nothing personal)

*My Tags*

lex rambles // me spewing dumb shit ....

lex's blinkies // my blinkies!!

lex does thing // my general creations

*My other socials*

The only social other than tumblr i'm active on is my spacehey

AAAHHHH!! My apologies for this being so long, but I finally have one :0

[super-lemon-haze]

DUMB NE3T IRL

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[sluttynurse]

[themoonandmyman]

hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 11 hours

No nuance. If you don’t have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.

You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.

[foone]

the five trauma reactions: fight, flight, freeze, fawn, and mating

[virtualgirladvance]

id like if we could keep the alliteration going but i dont know if anyone has made an f word for mating

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

[dogpuppy]

[gelphienation]

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[localvoidcreature62]

Horrible job everyone

[lastoneout]

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

[sharkfiinn]

i wonder how long carl knew before grace did

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[philip-the-nickel]

For all the "its so slow and boring" reviews, Mark should release a "critic's cut" of Iron Lung that's just the regular movie, with temple run playing beside it and a Markiplier Keys Jingle-Jingle that jumpscares the audience every 5 min.

[sokodraws]

iron lung, eh?

cool movie, I liked it

[leaving-earth]

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[bob-artist]

Thinking about this one day when I was in Chicago and it was so foggy that the buildings turned 2D

[bob-artist]

I mean... you're not wrong