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Hell's Innocent: A sideblog

[thesassyducks]

Duck is so happy to see owner after a long day at work 

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[exit-12]

[divineofficial]

[oopsalljacob]

the himbo mantra

[mars-wants-sleep]

[divineofficial]

[lgbtbooklr-deactivated20230404]

“Gender is a shell game. What is a man? Whatever a woman isn’t. What is a woman? Whatever a man is not. Tap on it and it’s hollow. Look under the shells: it’s not there”

— Naomi Alderman, The Power

[littlepawz]

Elephant accidentally demonstrating the golden ratio via  aquatic Fibonacci spiral :)

[odinsblog]

Have a great day today.

[miggylol]

[k219]

sometimes you just wanna kiss a demon and thats just how it is

[coldgamekelv]

Met Bubbles the elephant today ❤️🐘

[magic-mess]

Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid

[totalariana]

So basically just inviting any boy over?

[magic-mess]

Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid

[schistcity]

we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking. 

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[beowulfs-booty-call]

Get you a guy who would carve wood into the exact shape of your dick to take a pounding when you’re gone.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

He actually did it, the absolute mad god!

[ofphotosets]

[weatherreporter]