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[xxdannasaurxx]

concept

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

[girlwhoiscrying-deactivated2020]

whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling  me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for

[memewhore]

[disneymoviesandfacts]

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

[itsxandy]

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

[anosci]

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[paradisiak]

Everyone forgets about Atlantis and it makes me sad. That movie is a masterpiece!

[memeguy-com]

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

[sharkpilot]

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

[awwww-cute]

[paxamericana]

[onlytwitterpics]

[onlytwitterpics]

[jaehyu-archive-blog]

what do ppl with naturally straight hair do with all that free time….

[sculien]

curl it

[stand-up-gifs]

Kumail Nanjiani

[video]

[andyoucallmeupagain]

in loving memory of lorde she ain’t dead, but she hasn’t released an album since 2013, and i miss her.

[vethox]

[nutinurmommyfivetimes-deactivat]

when she tells u cum anywhere u want and now u gotta choose

[left-reminders]

[justchavvy]

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall