Danneh

[nasturbate]

[longscarydream]

this is from spy kids

[mo-boyy]

I bet Steve fucking said this to himself and didn’t realise the cameras were rolling and the director was just like “keep it” 

[thegenderal]

in middle school a girl wrote fullmetal alchemist fanfiction for an english assignment and she got in trouble not because she submitted fanfiction but because it was 32.000 fucking got damn words. It was a creative writing assignment meant to clock in at maybe two pages if your handwriting was big. the whole thing was handwritten too, we couldn’t type and use a printer for this one. I’m haunted by her. She even wrote it in pen first draft no editing. her name was bridgette but she insisted it was actually Moondust. no i’m not fucking kidding about ANY of this i need to haunt you with this information like i am haunted. Moondust.

Okay LITERALLY GIRLBOSS!!! also this text is so big i opened this ask and was like

[xxdannehxx]

[kurieitibiti]

Winter afternoon maid. [Maid-san wa Taberu Dake]

[xxdannehxx]

[cutystuffy]

[kiwiiian]

[ ☆ ]

i couldn’t stop thinking abt this meme after fighting childe so here’s a shtpost :9c

[xxdannehxx]

Ye, Boss still needs fixing

[vi14m2lg7m]

The Liyue Experience

[critter-of-habit]

More dumb arm jokes because Anakin would

[xxdannehxx]

Found this on Reddit

[xxdannehxx]

[xxdannehxx]

[lindwur-fr]

Imagine:

Pearlcatchers who lost their pearl that keep producing the slime for it. The slime drools from their mouth, coating their teeth… It keeps flowing, flowing, flowing…

Their teeth grow a little bit every day. Shined by the black liquid constantly spewing from the dragon’s mouth. Their teeth eventually fuse, growing into massive, deformed fangs that are made of pure, opalescent pearl.

[lindwur-fr]

IMAGINE.

[hungrytundras]

Soon after this stage, the growth becomes uncomfortable and then painful, causing the afflicted find stones or other such things to wear them down. The constant irritation has been known to make them violent or even hostile until, some way or another, the fangs grow too large, piercing the skull and killing the dragon.

[shaniae-rising]

And PCs know this! Think about it, all PCs do the same thing even if they have a pearl still. I bet that goop gets stuck in their teeth all the time!

So maybe PCs invented ways to keep their teeth clean through certain herbs or scrubs and need to keep up with a consistent dental regime to avoid such a fate.

Imagine the bad stigma between PCs when they see another PC with pearlescent teeth (sign of poor hygeine) but I’d imagine it’s unavoidable in elderly PCs.

This post started off morbid and delightfully freaky and here i am presenting to you: dragon dental hygeine is a Thing

[lindwur-fr]

@shaniae-rising you have inspired me

[lindwur-fr]

Bringing this back because “WHO OPALIZED THE FUCKIN SINK” is to date my most popular thing I’ve ever made and I have a big ol soft spot for it

[a-ridgeback]

but what if pcs got giant fuckoff dunkleosteus teeth because of this

[lindwur-fr]

I’m so glad I brought this back because it’s been like 2 years and with fresh new FR players we get additions like these

LOVE ME The Dunkel Teeth

[mask-fr]

All hail the Dunkel Teeth!

[stoatallypossum]

@squaliformes

[starsystems-fr]

I’m sure I’ve reblogged a version of this in the past but those TEETH

[a-titty-ninja]

[xxdannehxx]

Yellowrose: Ooh. My. God! Why is that thing here!?

[wardy]

[h8andsalt]

[andy-deer]

Draw Zer0

You’re- You’re really cool

[xxdannehxx]

UwU

[yurionice]