b ur own benchmark

[peibye-deactivated20250419]

[v-ersacrum]

Pierre-Narcisse Guérin, Aurora and Cephalus (1810), Morpheus and Iris (1811)

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[marcitlali]

love is gonna lift me up

[donatellotmnt]

What's your best example of correlation not equaling causation?

[pi-slices]

Connection Shift - 180404

[calamitys-child]

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

[xthehatchick]

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

[dinuguan]

[kaijuno]

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

[kaijuno]

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”

[ostrichfarmingforbeginners]

Her (2013 dir. Spike Jonze)

[eclipsedefflorescence]

So this is how we all die alone, encased in our commodified bubbles of technological alienation. Honestly posts like this make me naseaus and my skin crawl.

[kaijuno]

then don’t fuckin comment lol go outside and fuck a tree or w/e

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[humorstaff]

[colorkittens]

[67888875322467]

i’m sorry, sir, i don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

[ranawaytotelltheworld]

[elodieunderglass]

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

[geminigeek]

Now this is quality content.

[iashvee-deactivated20190311]

my heart feels so warm seeing this

[candiikismet]

I will always reblog this. OTTERS!!!!

[ruphobic]

me walking into my kitchen at 3 am to eat a whole pizza and have a breakdown

[sa2ha]

also theres black kodkods??? look at its tail…. those sublime triangle ears… BIG nos…..so much good in such little body…