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Me when MW4 Price appears on the screen:
Do you know fics where Tom is extremely dark and evil but Hermione is good - A very toxic relationship ( he tries to rape and hurt her ) - he do eventually love her ( but still manipulate and hurt her ) - but Hermione is still bamf.
Hey Anon,
Here's a few for you. -JD
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Hi again ą©šą©
I want to request COD men receiving a heartfelt letter from their lover while they are away for longer than usual (bonus if there's tears from their lover on the letter) (I hope that made sense)
(I apologize if I didn't follow the rules correctly, offended you in anyway, or any words I used wrong š)
š©ā”šŖ Headcanon: They Receive Your Letter
THE LETTER, (dated 1862) William Powell Frith (British, 1819-1909)
simon riley x reader
Simon Riley had a staring problem.
Well, is it a problem if they arenāt aware of it? You swore youād had this conversation a million times.
āGirl.ā Johnny leans over your shoulder to not-so-quietly whisper (yell) at you. āDidnāt kno tha LT could be tha fācsed on something other than cāmbat.ā
You wish he was wrong. You wish everyone was wrong. It was becoming a problem - and you didnāt know how to solve it.
āI wish I knew why he despised me so damn much.ā You grunt, irritated with the weight of the lieutenants attention bearing on you. āIām a rookie, of course, but I carry my weight. Captain praises my combat techniques every damn second he gets.ā
āI dunno lass. Iāve never seen someone so stoic get evenā¦more stoic.ā Johnny laughs at himself. āBut Iāll let you know if I find anything juicyā
I catch the tail end of the Lieutenantās conversation as Soap walks away. Heās discussing an upcoming mission with one of the new recruits, emphasizing the importance of inventory run-through for the millionth time.
Was it that? Did you fuck up an inventory check on the last run? No - Cap wouldāve put it in the mission report to render next time. Youāre truly lost. You thought it had been going well with LT - you had JUST learned how he takes his tea.
Do you think itāsā¦?
No. Thereās no way.
Whatever. You donāt give a shit about the Lieutenant and his problem with you anyways.
I may of sent this before but my wifi was messed up so I don't know if it went through, but!!! Can you draw 141 doing communal shower antics and maybe if you'll be soooo kind to bless me with some gaz stuff just doing anything on duty love him in your style, keep creatingš
doing anything but showering
āthereās no picture.ā ānever.ā
Some gaz doodles!!
a very huge hello to my gaz fans š§¢
I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
Then they spit roast me
I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario
Soap cant get a snack without his guard dog following him around LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
behold the dawn! šŖ¶āØ
Makarov and Nolan discussing new plans and documents and Makarov randomly saying «you have a funny accent when you speak russian» and then continuing the heated discussion of the plan as if nothing had happened
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and leaving Nolan in limbo
Andrei isn't above making out like teenagers, especially with the sound of a gunshot still ringing in his ear.
Wandering hands groping at his ass with a touch far from gentle, teeth biting at swollen lips and blood beading across torn skin.
The other man tastes like tea with a tart hint of raspberry jam, cigarette smoke and spearmint gum.
It should be an awful combination.
And yet Andrei doesn't release his grip on the commander's shoulders until he's had his fix, breathless with Makarov's gum between his teeth.
Men with their partners.
Finally draw them again :3
Andrei āIām starting to realise how much time I spend with my boss and itās probably really annoying him so I should try and distance myself a bit so heās got some more personal spaceā Nolan
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Vladimir āIf my second in command leaves my sight for more than 5 seconds Iām killing everyone I seeā Makarov
Do you guys think they kiss
"Fellas grab your lady if your lady's fine"
Characters included: Soap, Ghost, Gaz, Price, Roach, Nikolai, Alejandro, Rudy, Valeria, Keegan, Konig, Nikto, Krueger, Graves, Farah, Hadir, Alex, Laswell, Makarov
John "Soap" MacTavish Soap hears the beat drop - "Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine"-and sprints. Full tackle hug. He scoops you up with a dizzying spin, gripping your waist like you might disappear. "Mine. All mine. Look at this stunner!" He's already yelling into the camera, pointing at you like you're a trophy he just won. "Who let you look this good? Who?!" He's laughing, kissing your face a thousand times while holding you tight enough to squeak. He doesn't even check if the camera's rolling - he just needs the world to know you're his.
Simon "Ghost" Riley He hears the lyric, lifts his head slowly... and stares. His eyes lock on you across the room. No words. Just heat. He moves toward you like a storm, scoops you up with one arm around your waist, and tucks your head under his chin. "Mine," he mutters darkly, voice low and possessive. "You're mine, yeah?" He glares at the phone camera like it personally offended him by suggesting someone else might try to claim you. He won't say much, but his death-grip cuddle and protective hover speak volumes. Someone play the song again. He liked that.
Kyle "Gaz" Garrick "Oh hell yeah!" Gaz yeets himself across the room with the biggest grin. "That's my cue!" He runs at you, scoops you up bridal style, and yells LOOK AT THEM!! FINEEEE AS HELL!!" to no one in particular. He does a whole Tik Tok spin with you in his arms, kisses your forehead, and then shoves his face in the camera: "Y'all wish you had someone like this. You WISH." He's giddy, shameless, and absolutely using this trend as an excuse to hype you up all day long.
John Price The second the line drops, Price just calmly walks up behind you, wraps both arms around your waist, and presses a slow kiss to the top of your head. "You heard them," he murmurs into your ear. "Fine as hell, and all mine." His grip is firm, his smile warm, and he doesn't even care that you're recording - he needed a reason to wrap himself around you. Bonus points: he won't let go for the next hour. "What, trend's still going. Just doing my part."
Gary "Roach" Sanderson You barely hear the song finish the word "fine" before Roach body slams into your back like a clingy cat. He wraps around you like a backpack, legs and all. You're laughing, but he's just grinning into your neck, clinging like he'll die if you take a step. Then he gives the camera a thumbs-up from behind you. "Approved," he signs quickly, then tugs you back to the couch with him still attached. He's not letting go. Ever. Song or no song you're now his personal pillow.
Nikolai Nikolai pops up from wherever he is the moment he hears the lyric. "Ah! They are talking about you, dorogaya." He twirls you into a deep, dramatic dip like you're dancing in a Russian ballroom, then kisses your hand like a gentleman. "Fine? That is an insult. You are divine." He's playing it up, for sure - winking at the phone, pointing at you like you're a royal gem. He's dramatic, proud, and already uploading the video with "#SheMine #TooFineForThisWorldā.
Alejandro Vargas He SLAPS his knee when he hears the audio. "Ā”Dios mĆo, yes!" Alejandro charges across the room picks you up, and throws you over his shoulder like you're a sack of gold. "They said grab you, cariƱo. I am obeying." You squeal, and he smacks your ass with a loud laugh. Fine? You're perfection. I should be arrested." He drops you on the couch and dramatically throws himself on top of you. "Trend complete. You are claimed."
Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra Rudy hears the line, immediately goes beet red... then walks over, gently takes your hand, and pulls you into a quiet, strong hug. He tucks his chin over your shoulder, rubbing soft circles on your back. "They're right," he says quietly. "You are." You can feel his smile against your skin, even if his ears are red. It's shy, it's sincere, and when he sees the video afterward, he just shrugs with a soft laugh. "I couldn't help it."
Valeria Garza "Damn right they are," Valeria growls as she hears the trend, slams her phone down, and yanks you into her lap without a second of hesitation. You think I need a Tik Tok to remind me you're mine?" She kisses your jaw, grabs your chin, and glares at the imaginary audience. "Let 'em look. They can't touch." She starts whispering all the things she wants to do to you in Spanish - most of which are not safe for Tik Tok.
Keegan Russ Keegan hears the audio, looks at you, and just stares. Then he marches over, loops his arms around your waist from behind, and holds you like a vice. "Yeah. Mine," he mutters into your ear. "Don't care who else is watching." His grip is warm and strong, and he presses a kiss to your jawline while glaring at the camera. His version of "grab your fine lady" is full tactical possessiveness - silent, serious, and absolutely not negotiable.
Kƶnig He hears the line, peeks shyly from around the corner... and bolts. You yelp as he tackles you into the biggest, fluffiest hug ever. "I'm following orders," he mumbles into your hair, holding you so tightly you can't breathe. "You're fine. Too fine! Dangerous." He's beet red under the mask, but he won't stop snuggling you. "I didn't even know we were filming," he adds quietly, "but I would've done it anyway." That's love, baby.
Nikto Nikto hears it, sighs darkly, and stomps over. "Come here," he growls, grabbing you by the waist and pulling you into his lap possessively. "They said fine? Understatement." He rests his chin on your shoulder, arms banded around you like a trap. "Don't post this. It's for us." But then he stares dead into the camera and adds: They touch, they die." Cue 100K saves.
Krueger The audio plays. Krueger says nothing. He just appears behind you, wraps one arm around your shoulders, and stares menacingly into the camera. "I heard the instructions," he says in his calm, eerie tone. "They didn't say anything about letting go." You're stuck there now. He's not even hugging - he's caging. It's fine You're his forever. TikTok has spoken.
Philip Graves "HELL YEAH!" Graves yells as the song hits. "GET OVER HERE!" He hoots, grabs you by the hips, and lifts you into the air like you're Simba. "WHO'S FINE? YOU'RE FINE. WHO SAID THAT? THEY SAID THAT!" He dips you back dramatically, kisses you on the mouth, then flexes to the camera like a cowboy Casanova. "Don't get jealous now, folks. This prize is taken."
Farah Karim Farah hears the song, sets her book down calmly, and walks over like a queen. "They said what they said," she murmurs, gently pulling you into her arms. She brushes her hand along your cheek, tilts your face toward hers, and kisses you slowly! You are," she whispers. "You're so fine it hurts." Her voice is low, her touch reverent. She lets the world hear the song - but makes sure you feel every word.
Hadir Karim Hadir looks up mid-snack, hears the lyrics, and immediately drops his food. "OH I GOTTA PARTICIPATE." He stumbles into the hallway, slides toward you in socks, then grabs you in a dramatic dip. "Fine? More like heavenly." He kisses your forehead, your nose, your lips, then turns to the camera like a game show host. "10/10. Would marry. Already did." He adds a wink for good measure.
Alex Keller Alex hears the trend and just smiles-that calm, easygoing smile that makes your knees weak. He strolls over, picks you up bridal-style without a second thought, and grins at the camera like you're the only person who matters. "How could I not grab you?" he says, kissing your forehead. It's casual, it's sweet, it's full of warmth. There's no pressure, just this deep, unshakable adoration in the way he looks at you. You're blushing, of course, but he just chuckles. "You're fine, you're smart, and you're mine." He posts it and adds a caption: "The best part of my day.
Kate Laswell Laswell raises an eyebrow when you bring up the trend, but humors you with that small, amused smirk. When the beat hits, she doesn 't grab you-she steps beside you, links her fingers with yours, and lifts your joined hands to the camera like a quiet victory." They already know," she says softly, eyes twinkling. She doesn't need to perform or stake her claim-her presence alone is assurance. But she does lean in to kiss your cheek at the end, murmuring, āStill gonna remind 'em who you belong to." And somehow, that quiet confidence is sexier than anything else.
Vladimir Makarov Makarov doesn't play by rules-he dominates them. When the trend plays, he grabs you by the waist with no hesitation, pulling you tight against his side. His smirk is wicked, eyes gleaming as he says, "Fine? No. You are untouchable." He kisses your hand like royalty, then glares at the camera like it's about to become a corpse. He doesn't just want the world to know you're his-he wants it to fear the thought of crossing that line. But behind closed doors, when the phone is away and the fire has dimmed, he whispers in Russian how beautiful you are. You're his softest obsession.
In hand luggage, no less
OG Vladimir Makarov headcannons/script
I have been wanting to write about realistic headcannons/thoughts with vladimir makarov -> very much inspirated by this post
Call it headcannons or whatever you want,i just wrote it like this.
This is about OG Vladimir because the reboot doesnt strike that.....villianous (is that a word?) as the OG one. In my eyes the OG is dangerous, manipulative, controlling, deeply unstable.
So this post is me stepping temporally out of my delulu's and be frfr.
He Doesnāt āDateā You -> He Acquires You
Makarov doesnāt see you as an equal partner.
In his mind, you are part of his game -> and his game,is the very world, like information or weapons.
When he chooses you, thatās it. Your opinion barely factors into it.
Manipulation Is His First Language
He never argues directly. He undermines you until you feel small:
āYouāre overreacting again. You always do.ā
āIf you listened the first time, I wouldnāt have to raise my voice.ā
āEveryone else manages to handle this. Why canāt you?ā
He makes you question your memory, intentions, and even your sanity.
He Lies Without Hesitation
He lies the way other people breathe.
Where he went.
Who he met.
What heās planning.
Whether heās in danger.
Whether you are in danger.
And when you catch him?
He flips it.
āIf you trusted me, you wouldnāt ask.ā
Affection Is a Weapon
He uses tenderness only when he wants something:
When youāre about to leave him.
When he needs you calm.
When he wants information.
When he needs you quiet.
Suddenly heās gentle, apologetic, attentiveā but it never lasts.
Itās a reset button, not love.
He Controls Your Life Quietly
He doesnāt scream or forbid things outright.
Instead:
That friend you were texting? Suddenly blocked.
Your passport? Missing.
Your favorite earrings? āLost.ā
Money? Always āhandledā by him.
Your family? He poisons them in conversation.
Until one day you realize you have no support system left except him.
He Silences You Without Lifting a Finger
If you raise your voice, complain, or cry?
He goes cold. Emotionless. Staring.
His silence is worse than yelling.
He waits until you break first.
āAre you finished?ā Kills every argument instantly.
Public Face vs Private Face
To outsiders:
Heās charismatic.
He speaks for you.
He acts like a protective husband.
To you:
Heās dismissive.
Sharp.
Critical.
Unpredictable.
No one believes you when you try to describe him.
He knows that.
He Keeps You Dependent
He will:
Buy you things you didnāt ask for.
Handle every major decision.
Insist heās āprotectingā you.
Point out everything he does for you.
So when he hurts you? You feel guilty for being upset.
Thatās intentional.
He Never Lets You Leave
If you pack a bag? He finds you.
If you ignore him? He shows up.
If you try to break up? He laughs.
āYou donāt decide when this ends.ā
He is dangerous enough that the threat is real.
Yet He Never Wants to Hurt You Physically
Not out of kindnessā but because your usefulness matters.
You are prettier intact. Calmer. Soft-spoken.
If you cry, he hates itānot because youāre sad, but because it means heās losing control of the narrative.
The Worst Part: He Has Moments of Real Vulnerability
Sometimes, at night or after violence, he folds into you quietly:
Head on your shoulder.
Breath shaky.
Asking you not to leave.
Whispering things heād never admit when heās sober.
Those rare cracks in his armor keep you tied longer than anything.
Because part of you believes you can fix him.
You canāt.
hi!!! your vladimir makarov headcanons are lovely<33 especially the OG makarov ones ā
do you have any more headcanons for him? it mentions a solution for defying him, what would he use??
ur writing is so lovely
Headcannons Vladimir Makarov
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Heāll let you believe he trusted you ā and then suddenly pull a thread and make your entire world come apart in one motion.
Makarovās favorite āsolutionā to defiance isnāt even violence ā itās removing your sense of stability.
he weaponizes loyalty
Like: He makes you wait. He goes silent. He cancels plans without explanation. He tells you nothing and makes you spiral.
He likes to show you that life moves better when youāre aligned with him.
emotional punishment is his first tactic.
Heāll act like you donāt exist for a few hours, or a day, or two.
because for someone who loves him, ignoring them is the most effective weapon.
When you truly betray him,he siltently takes his gun and one bullet in and points it at you
with a lover he would corner you against a wall, speak low, and simply make you look at him until your breathing matches his.
his solution in intimacy is:
controlled presence unbroken eye contact āSay the truth with your mouth.ā
Makarov uses fear as the real weapon. He doesnāt need to fire anything to make you fold.
the bullet is theatre.
the actual solution he uses is information advantage.
OG Makarov destroys you socially, strategically, politically ā before he ever thinks of destroying you physically.