velociraptors

[caats]

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

[gleafer]

Jimothy’s origin story!

[paticmak]

armands

[bimmyjimmy]

My son

[madhushaala]

A very common misconception within the south asian community. So glad she addressed that. (x)

[edwinas]

Her name is Gazal Dhaliwal and she’s a screenwriter. She talk about her life here and here.

She’s the writer for Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga, an upcoming Indian coming-of-age romantic comedy-drama with a lesbian couple.  She was also the dialogue writer for Lipstick Under My Burkha, which depicts the secret world, including the sex lives, of four small-town Indian women. She contributed to the screenplay for Wazir and Qarib Qarib Single. 

[were--ralph]

this is so fucking funny

[trickstertime]

AMBUSH PREDATOR

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[grendel-menz]

vampire x siren 2

[female2004]

[tranitron]

smoking my Bigarette

[pangur-and-grim]

he perplexes me

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.07 | "The Failures"

[importantpics]

[odddogs]

(source)

i think he'd do a really good job running a little noodle stand maybe a food truck where he sells fusion cuisine, something w/ soul food

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[perplexi]

room for one more? 👀

[clockworkrobotic]

when i was a teenager i used to catch myself thinking "i'm really glad i'm alive right now because of all the cool personal technologies that exist" and when i did i'd think it through and reckon that well, its not like teenagers in the 70s and 80s knew they didnt have ipods or facebook or whatever. they were also happy with the tech they had. and i'd reason that in the future there would be more fun technologies that i dont know i'm missing out on right now and the future will be an even cooler time to exist

anyway i was dead fucking wrong about that last part. i hate personal technologies now. i miss having an ipod that doesnt advertise shit to me and i miss when my htc wildfire didnt harass me 45 times a day to install an ai assistant and then install it anyway when i say no and i miss when the internet wasnt 5 websites all of which i have to log into and i miss when i didnt need an app to talk to my landlord. sorry past me you were actually right about 2009

[goldensunset]

can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog