Hello:)

Tumblr is shit but like it’s my shit

[ritavonbees]

Untitled Gelt Game

[neverwhere]

It’s a beautiful day in Jerusalem and you are leading the Maccabean revolt

[ankle-beez]

defunctland videos be like "the idea of goofy's penis slide floated around at disney imagineering in the early 90's, but it was quickly shot down because everyone thought the idea of a theme park slide revolving around goofy's penis was too crude and barbaric. but one person had enough ambition for it to get made." and then it smash cuts to Michael Eisner talking about how proud he is of getting Goofy's Penis Slide made

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

This puppy is stuck in turbo hell and all y’all can do is make jokes

[huffylemon]

[hellomelancholic]

The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

[rejectingrepublicans]

[dancinbutterfly]

Literally not one of these takes money out of your pocket if you have less than FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS. If you have 50 million dollars and you have a problem with that? You need to just admit you’re a bad fucking person. :D

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Ya’ll be like “Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping”. NO HE WASN’T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he’s into girls too whatdoya know?

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn’t already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn… It’s women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

In “A Girl Worth Fighting For” Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.

[gottalovecatss]

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

[socialjusticeace]

I am Looking at these tags my guy

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ppl don’t like to imagine bi ppl coming to terms with being bi after identifying as gay bc they think that’s a downgrade lol. That’s why there’s like 100000 stories about cishets realizing they were bi and like 2 of gay ppl realizing they were bi.

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[katie-the-angel-witch]

[argumate]

the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.

[bibliolithid]

How dare a wizard make humans think like this

[sarahseeandersen]

[toastbutteregg]

[omghotmemes]

The real villain

[gifsboom]

Moulay Hassan, Crown Prince of Morocco hates it when you try to kiss his hand.

[mistamarqui2u]

Thas the fastest snatch ever

[kahoot-yaqoot-deactivated202306]

This is all traditional in Morocco. The royalty are supposed to reject hand kisses as a show of humbleness.

It’s kind of like when someone bows to royalty and the king goes, “No no, no need to bow”.

It’s not that the prince is a snobby kid—it’s just what he’s supposed to do.

[jamesstandrew]

I’ve seen this post before so many time but never before with that last addition. The added context definitely changes things

[theweirdwideweb]

[lemonsweet-moved]

Girls who say "yeah yeah I hear ya" When the oven beeps to show its done preheating

[theamiableanachronism]

#if i do not treat the oven as a friend then it will not be kind to the things i bake in it #and we can't have that (via @forfutureglory )

[lovotomii]

[gaypussyretard]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lookataleaf3000]

sensible business policy